Things To Ponder
 

Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?

It's from a hitch-hiker who got picked up too fast.

Because it would be shoeicide to lie in the middle of the street?

Oof. NB that was a vicious pun

that's where they land when they fall from airplanes.

The driver said "hop in".

if sheep can mosey around in the rain, why do i have to dry clean my wool pants?

what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?

I wanna know why you see shoes hanging from power lines.

It's the fuckin' hooligans, I tell you.

I wonder that too. I used to think it was a Wag the Dog homage, but now I don't think so. Anyone know?

a cheap alternative to weights on the line? Imagine the power company going to Goodwill and buying a bunch of used shoes.

probably just dumb kids though

My stepdad wrote a song about lonely shoes like that.

It's probably my favoritest song, evar.

Huuman! :D

(insert montage of the Devil explaining to Joan of Arc how the sword could have ended up in the field for her to find)

:)