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lumberjim 01-15-2004 04:32 PM

celebtrity bang list
this has probably been done, but I didn't see it, so....

What 5 celebrities would you put on your " my spouse has to let me have sex with this person if i have the chance" list? In order of your preference if they all were available at the same time. if you're single, just assume you will eventually be married, and you'll need this list.

Brigliadore 01-15-2004 05:16 PM

I think posting a list like that will get me in deep trouble with HP. I already am having a hard time forgetting the one "Orlando Bloom is sexy" comment I made months ago. Every time I want to watch LOTR or Pirates of the Caribbean I get reminded of the folly I made in making that comment.
Sheesh men, you make one little comment and they wont let you live it down. Oh wait thats women.. nevermind.

Happy Monkey 01-15-2004 05:18 PM

So you already have two. It's just three more!

lumberjim 01-15-2004 05:19 PM

i was a feared of that. just don;t question HP's "integrity" and you'll be fine ;)

Maybe if he sees other people's lists, he won;t be so rough on ya.

I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually

Brigliadore 01-15-2004 05:25 PM


Originally posted by lumberjim
I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually
(in no paticular order)
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Connelly
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Garner
Natasha Henstridge
Peta Wilson
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Oh wait was I suppose to be coming up with a male list for me? Sorry... carry on.

lumberjim 01-15-2004 05:41 PM


darryl hanna
michell pfeiffer
tori amos
sinaed O'connor

honorable mention:

gwen stefani

Griff 01-15-2004 07:12 PM

We have a one celebrity coupon here. Pete can do Brad Pitt and I can hook up with Halle Berry. I suspect, however, that Orlando Bloom may be supplanting Mr. Pitt. He better get off his can and make another movie.

Undertoad 01-15-2004 07:13 PM

Brig's list will do for me.

and do and do and do

Griff 01-15-2004 07:36 PM

Oops, Pete informs me that Faramir, one David Wenham is now the man. I'm thinking of dumping Halle as well but I don't have anyone qued up.

elSicomoro 01-15-2004 07:38 PM

Janet Jackson
Nikki Cox
Halle Berry
Jill Scott
Shannon Elizabeth

warch 01-15-2004 09:14 PM

Perhaps these would do tonight...

Elvis Costello
Richard Coyle
Paul Rudd
Billie Joe Armstrong (I dunno, he just is)
Sheldon Souray

SteveDallas 01-15-2004 09:21 PM

Hmmmm. I'm sure there's something to be learned from psychoanalyzing these lists.

Emma Thompson
Jodie Foster
Winona Ryder
Kirsten Dunst
Nikki Cox

Honorable mention: (As long as we're dealing in fantasies, why stop with 5????)
Eliza Dushku
Rose McGowan
Ally Sheedy

novice 01-15-2004 09:23 PM

Bush's daughter
Stella McCartney
Jade Jagger
Paris Hilton
The other one

Tell all book to follow

Elionwyr 01-15-2004 10:01 PM

Five, eh?

Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!")
Jennifer Beals
Catherine Zeta-Jones

(edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana *any* time)

Sun_Sparkz 01-15-2004 11:15 PM

1. unbeatable number one: JOHN TRAVOLTA
2. Heath Ledger
3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city"
4. Robbie Williams.
5. Prince William

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