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Terminator_484 09-06-2007 09:21 PM

FedCom
 
Are you tired of trying to cut through the red tape in your government? Exhausted from fighting an entrenched and corrupt bureaucracy that seems to be biased against you? In disagreement with ridiculous laws in your home country? Upset over being fed lies by your government? Sick and tired of taxes on top of taxes? Angry over being fed unrelenting propaganda that you do not agree with in the first place? Worried about new laws that intend to strip you of your privacy and reduce you to just a number? Frustrated over a lack of choices in your nation's limited political parties? Disgusted by "political correctness" and the rewriting of history to reflect this idea?

Do you want to feel like you finally fit in somewhere? Do you want to feel like you matter as a person? Do you want to live someplace where you are measured by your contributions and abilities, rather than by your wealth or family/political connections?

Then perhaps the Federated Commonwealth is the right place for you! This micronation is on the verge of establishing a permanent settlement and attaining sovereign status, but first we would like to extend a warm welcome to as many people as we can. We have a place for everybody: all you need to do is to be willing to listen and learn.

Simply put, we are seeking individuals of strong character, who would be willing to abandon their home country and start fresh in a new land.
Additional information can be found on our website and forum. Everyone is invited to register and join our forum community.

Applications for foreign-citizenship will be reviewed on a first-come, first-serve basis. No purchase is necessary. To receive the full benefits of citizenship, prospective citizens will be expected to move to FedCom home territory when such territory has been acquired; you will be notified when this occurs. The Government of FedCom reserves the right to accept or reject any application, with or without explanation. FedCom citizenship is not recognized by other nations, so you do not automatically receive diplomatic immunity. The Government of FedCom cannot be held responsible for your actions while you are visiting/living in any country that does not recognize FedCom as a sovereign nation.

queequeger 09-06-2007 09:27 PM

Right, I'm going to leave this country for one that makes MORE substances illegal.... be right there! ;)

Terminator_484 09-06-2007 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by queequeger (Post 382854)
Right, I'm going to leave this country for one that makes MORE substances illegal.... be right there! ;)

What are you, an addict? :greenface

jinx 09-06-2007 09:36 PM

Aw damn, I totally would have gone for this - but I just gave all my money to Prince Lazarus Long so I can be a become a citizen of New Utopia.... so close....

Undertoad 09-06-2007 09:44 PM

I blew my life savings on Oceania!

Terminator_484 09-06-2007 09:56 PM

Nobody is asking for your money. Where did you get that idea from?

Cloud 09-06-2007 11:43 PM

no.

ETA: Excuse me. I mean no, thank you.

lumberjim 09-07-2007 12:44 AM

has this EVER worked?


oh, and your new user title? Banned

wolf 09-07-2007 01:01 AM

With 6 males between the ages of 14 and 64 and 1 female over age 65, you will probably have some population growth issues.

Among other things.

You lost us somewhere between the Supreme Dictator for Life with a Secret Will Naming his Successor and Burning the Whisky.

DucksNuts 09-07-2007 04:10 AM

Thats for that synopsis Wolf. I couldnt be fagged reading the whole bloody kit n caboodle, but gathered it wasnt really my thing.

Thats a big NO from me too.

Flint 09-07-2007 01:54 PM

I'm interested in hearing more about this. It sounds like a good idea. :::snicker:::

Terminator_484 09-22-2007 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 382905)
oh, and your new user title? Banned

Or not.

What do you care anyway? It is not like it is offensive or anything; just a fact.

toranokaze 10-21-2007 08:50 PM

Is the like the Quebec thing

Mockingbird 10-22-2007 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminator_484 (Post 382855)
What are you, an addict? :greenface

Yeah, some of us. :D

Terminator_484 11-09-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 397814)
Is this like the Quebec thing?

More like the Hutt River thing.
FedCom just wants sovereign status. Nothing more, and nothing less.


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