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Datalyss 02-05-2010 01:04 PM

Cool Weapons
 
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Got a Cool Weapon Photo? Share it. Both fictional and real weapons acceptable.

I'll start with the Skull Gauntlet:

lumberjim 02-05-2010 02:01 PM

*cough*dork*cough*

DanaC 02-05-2010 02:09 PM

It's a bit....well....skully, for my tastes.

Datalyss 02-05-2010 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 632608)
*cough*dork*cough*

Why thank you so much. As if my day wasn't bad enough already...mothafrakka!

Datalyss 02-05-2010 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 632611)
It's a bit....well....skully, for my tastes.

That's the...point.

classicman 02-05-2010 03:58 PM

Stop being so easy. no go ahead and post some more pictures - You and everyone else knows you have them already. So get on with it.

Big Sarge 02-05-2010 04:35 PM

I don't mean to be ugly, but that looks like something a teenage boy would think is "cool". It's useless

Gravdigr 02-05-2010 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 632611)
It's a bit....well....skully, for my tastes.

That looks nothing like Gillian Anderson.

Gravdigr 02-05-2010 04:49 PM

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Behold. The Barrett Light Fiddy - Reach out, way out, and touch someone.

Datalyss 02-05-2010 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 632635)
Stop being so easy. no go ahead and post some more pictures - You and everyone else knows you have them already. So get on with it.

Actually, as someone with very unsteady hands, using a weapon like that would be more dangerous to me than other people, but you have to admit, it is an extremely cool weapon. The only thing cooler would be to have those claws built-in:

toranokaze 02-05-2010 05:03 PM

It would be great in an RPG

Datalyss 02-05-2010 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 632645)
I don't mean to be ugly, but that looks like something a teenage boy would think is "cool". It's useless

It's in my BUDK catalog.

Useless? Hardly. If an attacker saw me wearing that gauntlet, they run screaming for mommy.

Datalyss 02-05-2010 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 632652)
Behold. The Barrett Light Fiddy - Reach out, way out, and touch someone.

Meh. That one's nice too.

squirell nutkin 02-05-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 632611)
It's a bit....well....skully, for my tastes.

I don't like a man with too many muscles.

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Originally Posted by datalyss
I didn't make him for YOU!


Datalyss 02-05-2010 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 632660)
Datalyss, I must apologize for quoting you on something you didn't even type. I'm a bad squirell.

You got that right! :mad:

DanaC 02-05-2010 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Datalyss (Post 632657)
It's in my BUDK catalog.

Useless? Hardly. If an attacker saw me wearing that gauntlet, they run screaming for mommy.

I'm gonna suggest here, that the clue is in the name: Big Sarge. If Sarge thinks that weapon looks useless, I'm inclined to take his word for it.

Also, as someone who knows Sweet Fanny Adams about weaponry, I have to say, I'd be more frightened if someone pulled a blade on me than if they waved that at me.

@ Squirel: laughing my tits off, rfn :P

Datalyss 02-05-2010 06:14 PM

People who use tough usernames are most likely just average (or less) in real life.

Annnd, I can see that this thread was a mistake.

DanaC 02-05-2010 06:19 PM

Umm...actually he's a serving soldier of long experience. But if you haven't been keeping up with dwellars then you weren't to know.

*chuckles* the thread's not a 'mistake'. But y'know...post stuff and people will comment; that's kind of what we do :P

ZenGum 02-05-2010 06:54 PM

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If an attacker saw me wearing that gauntlet, they run screaming for mommy.
Unless they had, like, a gun.

I think the claw thing has a certain bad-ass style, but IMHO it tries too hard, which makes it a wannabe bad-ass thing. I can't imagine anyone who expects a fight to choose it as a useful weapon over, say a club or regular knife.

Big Sarge 02-05-2010 07:13 PM

I'm sorry Datalyss for making an unseemly comment about the claw. I'm sure you will find it quite useful for personal defense from the bullies who take your school lunch money.

You pegged me on the user name. I guess I don't measure up in real life.

jinx 02-05-2010 07:18 PM

Usually weapons purchased at the renaissance faire don't hold up very long either. Well, the ones Jim bought didn't anyway...

ZenGum 02-05-2010 07:33 PM

Yeah, but you had some fun games with them before they broke, right?

Datalyss 02-05-2010 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 632675)
Umm...actually he's a serving soldier of long experience.

And just how do you know this? Cuz he told you. :rolleyes: Got any concrete proof?

lumberjim 02-05-2010 07:47 PM

there's a bunch of pictures of him in Iraq and a recent one with the Houston Texan Cheerleaders. and this lends some credibility to that whole thing.

squirell nutkin 02-05-2010 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Datalyss (Post 632667)
You got that right! :mad:

Hey, I'm just a squirell. Cut me some slack. You should be impressed that I can use the interthing.

Datalyss 02-05-2010 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 632682)
Unless they had, like, a gun.

I think the claw thing has a certain bad-ass style, but IMHO it tries too hard, which makes it a wannabe bad-ass thing. I can't imagine anyone who expects a fight to choose it as a useful weapon over, say a club or regular knife.

Ya know, BUDK isn't necessarily for people looking for useful/practical weapons. It targeted toward collectors of real life and fantasy weapons.

IMO, ya'll should really take a good look at their site B4 making any judgements.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I off to watch CAPRICA. TTYL.

lumberjim 02-05-2010 07:58 PM

wait a minute!

squirell nutkin 02-05-2010 08:03 PM

You'll poke your eye out.
D

Big Sarge 02-05-2010 08:38 PM

I must play nicely with others....I must play nicely with others....I must play nicely with others....awww, fuck it! Let me see, I demob in Hattiesburg and Gallman is about 2 hours away. If I run a MS DL (driver's license) search for males born 05JAN70 and cross refence the location, I'll get an address. Then I can reference tag receipts for registered vehicles..........

Of course I'm just kidding because if I saw a 40 yoa man with a fantasy skull gauntlet from the famous BDK, I would run screaming to my mommy. Now I need to go take my medicine. I admit I'm not the most stable person when I miss a dose.

monster 02-05-2010 08:42 PM

I doubt he has a DL. He's probably on some registry or other, though.

lumberjim 02-05-2010 08:45 PM


monster 02-05-2010 08:51 PM

why thank you, as a lowly level 20 nerd, I've always aspired to become a dork . You've made my day! I wonder how long it'll take me to become a level 39 dork and whether I'll have enough gold to buy one of those rad claw-glove things?

lumberjim 02-05-2010 09:15 PM

sorry...was still talking to drax, thar

Datalyss 02-05-2010 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 632706)
there's a bunch of pictures of him in Iraq and a recent one with the Houston Texan Cheerleaders. and this lends some credibility to that whole thing.

i saw a lot of hers, but no him. Show me a picture of Sarge in Iraq, and I might believe it, cuz this:

http://cellar.org/image.php?u=14681&...1&type=profile

doesn't tell me a damn thing.

monster 02-05-2010 09:34 PM

you mean I didn't get the promotion again? darnit.....

Datalyss 02-05-2010 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 632707)
Hey, I'm just a squirell. Cut me some slack. You should be impressed that I can use the interthing.

You want a damn cookie?

monster 02-05-2010 09:37 PM

where's the pic of you, first, dwax? We have absolutely no reason to believe you're 40 and not in jail for something unspeakable. We believe sarge, we've seen his pics. Put up or shut up, I say. Or come and scare with with your toothpick mitten

Datalyss 02-05-2010 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 632720)
Of course I'm just kidding because if I saw a 40 year-old man with a fantasy skull gauntlet from the famous BUDK, I would run screaming to my mommy. Now I need to go take my medicine. I admit I'm not the most stable person when I miss a dose.

J/K huh? Ok. Calming down now. Actually, I also must take a few meds daily, one for anger control.

Datalyss 02-05-2010 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 632720)
Let me see, I demob in Hattiesburg and Gallman is about 2 hours away. If I run a MS DL (driver's license) search for males born 05JAN70 and cross refence the location, I'll get an address. Then I can reference tag receipts for registered vehicles..........

Hope your kiddin' 'bout this too, cuz yer startin' to scare me.

zippyt 02-05-2010 10:09 PM


squirell nutkin 02-05-2010 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Datalyss (Post 632735)
You want a damn cookie?

I already got some ri-chiss ones dewd, from my homies in PA.

The H-FAM rocks!!!

Nirvana 02-05-2010 10:34 PM

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Datalyss 02-05-2010 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 632737)
where's the pic of you, first, dwax? We have absolutely no reason to believe you're 40 and not in jail for something unspeakable. We believe sarge, we've seen his pics. Put up or shut up, I say. Or come and scare with with your toothpick mitten

Hopefully, I'll have one by Tuesday night. I just ordered a webcam.

Datalyss 02-05-2010 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 632751)

See my comment on this video at YouTube.

lookout123 02-06-2010 12:58 AM

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I don't have any cool claws but I'm pretty partial to these:

lookout123 02-06-2010 01:02 AM

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and

lookout123 02-06-2010 01:04 AM

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but the most important is probably:

lookout123 02-06-2010 01:07 AM

for those counting that's a SA 9mm sub, .40sub, .40service, Sig 239, RRA M4, LMT M4, Sog Flash II, Gerber prodigy... and a mossberg 500 should be there as well. but, you know I'm lazy.

xoxoxoBruce 02-06-2010 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Datalyss (Post 632657)
It's in my BUDK catalog.

I just got a shipment from them today. Hmm 2:37am... make that yesterday.

zippyt 02-06-2010 02:44 AM

Blades are cool but this is cooler ,
http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/w...-1&isFirearm=Y
http://www.kimberamerica.com/product...esert_warrior/
http://world.guns.ru/assault/as20-e.htm
http://world.guns.ru/assault/as12-e.htm
http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh21-e.htm
http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh08-e.htm


To be continued

DanaC 02-06-2010 05:39 AM

I think the fact that the cellar sent him a Christmas package and that Sundae sent him cards and pics of herself kind of confirms Sarge's current posting :P

In fairness: the rule probably stands more often than it falls; that a 'tough' username often means a less than tough user. Just not in this case. Also, I don't actually think 'Big Sarge' was meant as a tough username, so much as an accurate description of what the user is: he's a sarge and he's a big guy :P

Also in fairness, at a purely fantasy level, I can see the appeal of the glove blades.(though I don't much like all the skulls: I think it'd look cooler nif it didn't have those) Just wouldn't pan out in rl, that's all. Now, if someone pulled a samurai sword on me: then I'd run screaming for mommy :)


@ Lookout: l like the look of those blades. I'm fairly typical as a brit: not much into guns, but I likes me a good blade.

Big Sarge 02-06-2010 08:22 AM

Datalyss - I'm sorry for being bitchy. My nickname is Big Sarge because that's what my soldiers call me. It's because of my size. I'm gruff and I bark, but inside I'm a marshmallow.

REF BUDK & United Cutlery products - I don't think they are very well made. Atlanta Cutlery & Museum Replicas have a decent line of historical reproductions & some fantasy pieces. They supplied weaponry for several movies to include "Kingdom of Heaven", "Braveheart", and "300". They also sell licensed movie replicas. They are owned by Windlass Steelcrafts in India. Windlass has been a contractor for the Brit MOD and they produce the swords for the USMC. I know several soldiers who carry knives from Atlanta Cutlery. Check them out if you get a chance.

Once again, I'm sorry for my behavior. I don't want a flame war. When I'm in the US, I live in the Camp Shelby area. I'm active in cowboy action & hunting. You have an invite to go to try out some of my toys. You might like my 8 bore (.86 cal which is closer to a 7 bore) muzzle loader. I even have a 24 pdr Confederate iron expedient mortar with a 5.82 bore. It has a 1,200 yard range with the 17lb hollow cast balls.

Sorry

skysidhe 02-06-2010 09:08 AM

I like that site! I prefer a knife over a handgun.

I DO have a Renascence knife. I wish I had gotten a less decorative one though.




xoxoxoBruce 02-06-2010 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 632839)
REF BUDK & United Cutlery products - I don't think they are very well made.

That's what I expected, but I just bought this as a birthday gift, for a friend that has everything, and I'm floored at the quality. Of course it's made in China, and will probably poison him if he actually puts liquor in it, but it's beautifully made.

And for me, you know, since I was ordering anyway. :blush:

Big Sarge 02-06-2010 02:21 PM

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When I get back to the States, I want an Anzio Ironworks 20mm rifle. This is a Destructive Device so I can't place the order until I complete a Form 4. Anyway it fires the 20mm Vulcan round and has an effective range of app. 3,500 meters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NxH...layer_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Dea...eature=related

The ammunition photo illustrates just how big the round is. The round on the left is a 5.56mm that is standard for the M4/M16. The round on the far right is the 20mm Vulcan

Datalyss 02-06-2010 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 632737)
where's the pic of you, first, dwax? We have absolutely no reason to believe you're 40 and not in jail for something unspeakable. We believe sarge, we've seen his pics. Put up or shut up, I say. Or come and scare with with your toothpick mitten

Ok, since you obviously put your trust in photos, which can be misleading, here's one of me that my dad found on his hard drive... or is it me???

xoxoxoBruce 02-06-2010 02:36 PM

You mean they actually give you presents? :haha:

Datalyss 02-06-2010 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 632839)
Datalyss - I'm sorry for being bitchy. My nickname is Big Sarge because that's what my soldiers call me. It's because of my size. I'm gruff and I bark, but inside I'm a marshmallow.

:lol: As you can tell, I'm also a 'tough' talker. I'm a 40 year old Death/Black Metal fan, but inside I'm a 4 year old EMO kid.

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge
Once again, I'm sorry for my behavior

No worries. "Assholish" behavior is to be expected here. :) Sometimes, it's just hard not to take things personally.

Datalyss 02-06-2010 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 632899)
You mean they actually give you presents? :haha:

Actually, that was Christmas at my dad's house about 6 years ago.

Big Sarge 02-06-2010 03:08 PM

Well I'm a gothic metal freak. I listen to Sabaton, Nightwish, and Within Temptation. You need to pop some rounds with us.


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