So, I Went To A Party Last Night...
It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase
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Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection): A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head. I danced on half a pic-a-nic table. A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing. Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt. Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix. We burned stolen firewood. The cops stayed away. :jig: |
Oh, and, no hangover this
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sounds like a lovely soiree!
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These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.
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that rat thar is funneh.
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Thursday
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John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na.
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Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?
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Sounds like a flash mob.
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Sounds fun Grav.
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1. You might want to question just who it is you "party" with.
2. It could have been MUCH worse. Quote:
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You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it.
I'm showing my age now. |
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To quote a country song: I ain't as good as I once was I've got a few years on me now But there was a time, back in my prime When I could really lay it down if you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was Damn skippy. ;) |
Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"?
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