HAIKU
 

I haiku, do you?

for those of you who missed this in school, haiku is defined as:

hai·ku Audio pronunciation of haiku ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hk)
n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.




So why don't you try
to write a haiku for us
and see how you do

Jimbo is a turd
He must have nothing to do
Quit polluting, jerk!

that's a very nice
poem you sonofabitch
now go suck a dick

i love my coffee
hot, steamy and very strong
it gets me wired

What is wrong, Jimbo?
Did you not like my haiku?
The truth, it can hurt

just be thankful, bitch
that i don't come over there
and tear your arms off





hey, this is really fun.

much more fun than regular pretty little haiku.

IT'S THE HAIKU INSULT THREAD!!

The only thing that
Jim will tear off is his dick
He jerks off too much

whale penis baby
cellar madness haiku smack
bring it on biotch

Haiku rocks. Haiku is the manliest poetry there is. Haiku actually promotes the production of testosterone. (*cough*)

Here are a few of mine from my website:

what to do today
I can't rhyme stuff dumbass
oh man this sucks bad

C-M-N-B-N

O-I-C-I-C-U-T

L-M-F-A-O

Inside the mailbox
A new Ebay purchase came
Antique light meter

who's the dumbass now?
you cannot count to seven?
worse than sycamore!

I hate all haiku
never was able to do
fuck you to haiku

:)

Ahhh fuck!!!! I actually changed "anyway" to "stuff".

You need to go spend time with your family LJ.