Ask the Transparent
 

Clearly, you're in for some dad jokes.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent

Nice!

Bathrooms and dinosaurs. The perfect combination for kids' humor.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?



Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why can't you hear rabbits screw?

They have cotton balls.

My best Dad joke perpetrated to date:

this was only a few months ago.... in April or May.... The kids and I were ate Wegman's and Spencer picked up a vacuum pack of 5 ears of corn. All pre-husked and perfect. 5 ears for $4.99.

I said, "wow. That's expensive. But it IS Pirate Corn." and dummied up.

He said, 'Pirate Corn?'

"Yeah, it's a buck-an-ear"

He hi fived me


~credit to Perth.

What happens if you don't pay the exorcist?



They'll repossess the house.

When kids have a runny nose and the sniffles I tell them:

You know what they say, if your nose runs and your feet smell ... you're upside down!

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthineksaurus

A man on the street, dressed only in saran wrap, was brought to the psych ward. The doctor came in to see him, looked down, and said, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts

The invisible man married the invisible woman. the kids were nothing to look at either.

Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.

Did you hear about the marriage between a car antenna and satellite dish? The wedding was so so, but the reception was fantastic!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
HIPPA
HIPPA who?
I can't tell you.

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HIPAA?

;)

federal health plan rules - medical confidentiality

Yeah, but, I was wondering if that was what Wolf meant.

HIPPA vs. HIPAA

;)

What color is Sherlock Holmes' front door?

Yellow

Why?

It's a Lemon Entry, my dear Watson.