the cellar: a millionty-two threads about nothing

the cellar: is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read it

the cellar: take away what you bring with you

the cellar: now with a disappearing deductible

the cellar: taglines are best as sets of 5

the cellar: home of tyrants and tirades

The Cellar: I have a bad case of diarrhea.
. . . . . . . . . I have a bad case of diarrhea.
. . . . . . . . . . .I have a bad case of diarrhea.

The Cellar: Click Here

the cellar: Carbon neutral for your conscience

The Cellar: Loves Santa, but reindeer poop on the shingles smells bad.

The Cellar: Leaving special brownies for Santa this year.

The Cellar: No longer allowed to say "ho ho ho".

The Cellar: Smells like Batman, there's Robin eggs all over the place, the Batmobile is on a jackstand - must be Christmas

The Cellar: Putting leftover Halloween candy in kids stockings this year

The Cellar: Hark, the Hell's Angels sing

The Cellar: Baby Jesus cries when the Little Drummer Boy starts his solo

The cellar: Ho Ho Ho -and that's just on regular days.

The Cellar: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis

The Cellar: Hark! The Hare-Lip Angels Sing

The Cellar: I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus

The Cellar: All I Want For Christmas Is An AK-47

The Cellar: Merry Christmas, Now Die In A Fire

The Cellar: Ours nuts roasting on an open pyre

The Cellar: Here comes Santa Claus! Get a towel!

The Cellar: Do You Smell What I Smell?

The Cellar: Humpin' around the Christmas tree

The Cellar: With the price of energy these days, a lump of coal sounds pretty good

The Cellar: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Santa is a stalker.

The Cellar: We have pa-rum pum pum rum in our eggnog

The Cellar: 3 French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a nice red wine sauce

The Cellar: No one ever tells you that the pigs ate Baby Jesus when he was in the manger.

:lol:

The Cellar: Dances to its own algorithm

The Cellar: Dreaming of a white Kwanzaa

did you really just type that?


coughlolcough

I think he did!

awesome. in the bad way. very bad. bad splode.