yes

have you ever wished on a star?

Yes.

Have you ever wished on a truckload of hay?

no.

Have you ever wished FOR a truckload of hay?

No

Have you ever wished for a boatload of money?

YES (every fuckin' day.)

Have you ever won anything substantial? (not the $20 scratch-off)

Yes

Have you ever thrown up off of a third floor deck, or higher?

NO

Have you ever been thrown off the third deck or higher?

no


ever wish you'd never met someone?

most assuredly, yes.

have you ever been in a hot air balloon?

no, but i've had to dodge a few

ever had dreams shattered by a loved one?

yes.

ever had a blessing fall into your lap, figuratively speaking.

YES

Ever had what you thought was a blessing turn into THE BEAST FROM HELL?

YES

Have you ever been smart enough to shitcan the beast, right from jumpstreet?

pssssstttttt..... I guess I'll never learn.

No.


Have you ever left the house wearing two different shoes?

Every day. A left and a right.

Have you ever wished you had worded something differently?