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thealphajerk 10-24-2007 02:03 AM

Bacon!....wtf?
 
ok, i was browsing through my collection of random pictures today and realized that over the years i have accidentally gathered up a small collection of pictures with the main subject being bacon/meat.

i put them together here because it is too odd not to share.

my slowly growing meat collection in no particular order:

enjoy

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...acon_coke1.jpg

i'm not sure what this means<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...9/bacon2-1.jpg

i wish i'd thought of this first<br>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...n_dryer1-1.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...riefcase-1.jpg

gummy steak apparently<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...mmysteak-1.jpg

someone's idea of art<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...am9/ham1-1.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...-of-meat-1.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...9/meathair.jpg

meat shorts!!<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...t-shorts-1.jpg

another artist and his meat suit<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...meatsuit-1.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...ed_in_meat.jpg

strange ad<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...bam9/pigad.jpg

every computer needs one<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...con_Button.jpg

and finally, a food pyramid for zombies<BR>
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...9/zombie-1.gif


thats it.. please indulge me and post more if you find or know of any..
we could have the biggest collaborative meat collection ever!!


:D

Aliantha 10-24-2007 03:02 AM

*backing slowly away from the computer*

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 05:55 AM

yeah, i get that alot....

it amused me though

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 06:09 AM

damn! how could have i forgotten my favourite..

bacon taped to a cat

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...d-to-cat-1.jpg

Aliantha 10-24-2007 06:13 AM

what a waste of good bacon

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 06:18 AM

no way, it makes the cat ten times cooler

DucksNuts 10-24-2007 06:23 AM

Youre fucking weird AJ

xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2007 06:39 AM

Ducky, you say that like it's a bad thing. ;)

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 06:40 AM

why?

don't you like my bacon pics?
:D

DucksNuts 10-24-2007 06:54 AM

Oh no Bruce, he's definitely my type ;) (and local too!!)

I just cant believe he has a collection of fucked up bacon pics...plus, I cant believe there is that much variety around for AJ to collect.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 07:00 AM

I just believe he has a collection of fucked up bacon pics...plus, I cant believe there is that much variety around for AJ to collect.[/quote]

haha
it wasn't deliberate, but you would be surprised how often they pop up

DucksNuts 10-24-2007 07:09 AM

*cough*freak*cough* :p

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 07:32 AM

hmmmm
thank you? :3_eyes:

SteveDallas 10-24-2007 08:48 AM

How about band-aids made up to look like strips of bacon? I saw a box of them when I was on vacation last year, and took a pic. If I can find it I'll post it.

There's always bacon and chocolate.

Also, I recently heard for the first time of the peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

Clearly, bacon is a substance whose metaphysical meaning goes far beyond its actual meat content.

smurfalicious 10-24-2007 09:01 AM

http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos...evin_bacon.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3..._void/av-1.gif

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 398927)
How about band-aids made up to look like strips of bacon? I saw a box of them when I was on vacation last year, and took a pic. If I can find it I'll post it.

i actually have some of those somewhere, damn.. i'm starting to sound obsessed

hah!

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 09:17 AM


HA!
why the fuck didn't i think of that?
swell job digger

whats that dance called that bacon boy there is doing?

TheMercenary 10-24-2007 09:23 AM

A typical homemade pizza at our house (pre-cooked), with cooked crumpled bacon of course.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...06_06932-1.jpg

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 09:33 AM

looks like a tasty mountain to me

Spexxvet 10-24-2007 09:34 AM

All this shit is sick! Sick, I tell ya! I would never wear raw meat as clothing! Now if it were cooked first..... MMMmmm - wearing my snack:idea: :yum: ..... No! It's sick..... Kevin Bacon burnt to a crisp.... HHmm... must not... No... sick....

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 09:38 AM

it's not sick, it's fashion....... uhhh, apparently

ZenGum 10-24-2007 09:44 AM

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Wearing bacon for too long could cause a nasty rasher.

Now for some really old bacon:

Attachment 15401

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 09:53 AM

sweet pun!

who the damn hell ass is that? and does he smell bad?

Spexxvet 10-24-2007 10:10 AM

Double pun - that's Sir Francis Bacon

ZenGum 10-24-2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 398964)
Double pun - that's Sir Francis Bacon


Well done Spex!
Sir Francis Bacon, 1561-1626.
Largely responsible for developing the "scientific method" of: look - think - experiment.

EDIT: PS, if it makes you feel better, I had no idea who the first guy was, beyond figuring his name was Something Bacon. Okay, you may now play spot the nerd.

EDIT 2: I just remembered ... in that era, they frequently wore "Leg of mutton" sleeves. Wow.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 11:46 AM

neeeerrdd! :3eye:
haha

you mean you knew that guy but not kevin bacon?
that is awesome, and so are mutton sleeves

ZenGum 10-24-2007 12:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 399019)
neeeerrdd! :3eye:
haha

you mean you knew that guy but not kevin bacon?
that is awesome, and so are mutton sleeves

I told you I wasn't a bogan.
Once I read it, I remembered hearing the name Kevin Bacon, but I couldn't think of it, and there's no chance I'd recognize him.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 12:32 PM

ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon

haha

and what is that picture?

ZenGum 10-24-2007 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 399047)
ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon

haha

and what is that picture?

That, sir, is a dress with Leg of Mutton Sleeves, as worn by Miss Hamantha Bacon, circa 1893.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 12:43 PM

right..!
i envisioned something completely different but that is cool.
i thought i knew what they where too, you know.. those puffy shoulder shirts knights wear, don't know where i got that from.

edit: oh, and i just realized.. another bacon! well done man..:D

ZenGum 10-24-2007 01:12 PM

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Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.

Shawnee123 10-24-2007 01:20 PM

That is Osirius Ulysees Bachun: the founder of ancient Botox

ZenGum 10-24-2007 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 399065)
That is Osirius Ulysees Bachun: the founder of ancient Botox

LOL, but incorrect. :lol:

Shawnee123 10-24-2007 01:39 PM

Crap! Damn wikipedia!

glatt 10-24-2007 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 399061)
Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.

Is that supposed to be Roger Bacon, the alchemist?

Spexxvet 10-24-2007 01:48 PM

mutton chop sideburns

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/d...-chops-big.jpg

ZenGum 10-24-2007 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 399073)
Is that supposed to be Roger Bacon, the alchemist?

Nice try, but no cigar, Glatt. I was going to do him but it was too obvious.

Next clue: his name is not actually "Bacon", but something connected with Bacon.

Shawnee123 10-24-2007 02:02 PM

Roberto Hameneggs

freshnesschronic 10-24-2007 02:10 PM



I thought of posting this last night when I first saw it and it's 0 replies before I went to sleep, but I didn't think this thread would go anywhere, but it has exploded in the less than 12 hours!
Jim Gaffigan is an all time favorite. Hilarious.

Crimson Ghost 10-24-2007 02:11 PM

mmmm....

Bacon....

I prefer my bacon almost incinerated.

The only place in my immediate area that makes it the way I like it is, believe it or not, Hackensack Medical Center.

beauregaardhooligan 10-24-2007 02:23 PM

Turkey bacon is awesome!

Sundae 10-24-2007 03:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 399061)
Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.

I believe it to be an unkind sculpture of Lester Piggott, British jockey and tax-evader.

glatt 10-24-2007 04:36 PM

Thing that's pissing me off is I'm pretty sure I've seen that statue (a picture of it) before. Can't place it though.

lumberjim 10-24-2007 07:32 PM

my first impulse was julius caesar. and you do sometimes get bacon bits on a caesar salad.....

DucksNuts 10-24-2007 09:06 PM

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:eyebrow:

Clodfobble 10-24-2007 09:28 PM

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Please accept these humble contributions to your collection, alpha:

Clodfobble 10-24-2007 09:29 PM

1 Attachment(s)
And one more:

SteveDallas 10-24-2007 09:59 PM

Ducks, you beat me to it!! But the ones I saw didn't have a toy surprise inside.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 399074)

ha! but it doesn't count cos they're fake :eek:

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 399084)


I thought of posting this last night when I first saw it and it's 0 replies before I went to sleep, but I didn't think this thread would go anywhere, but it has exploded in the less than 12 hours!
Jim Gaffigan is an all time favorite. Hilarious.

holy crap! water chestnut the 3rd..

audio, video.. i think you took it to the next level.

and yeah it did explode.. who knew people like bacon so much?
:D

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 399233)
Please accept these humble contributions to your collection, alpha:

is that second pic some sort of penis joke or are you just saying our pigs are fat?

ZenGum 10-24-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 399189)
my first impulse was julius caesar. and you do sometimes get bacon bits on a caesar salad.....

Not Caesar, (I like your lateral thinking with the salad BTW) but that is the right historical era....

Clodfobble 10-24-2007 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk
is that second pic some sort of penis joke or are you just saying our pigs are fat?

I ain't sayin' nothing specifically, the picture just made me laugh when I saw it... but truth be told, this is the first time I've noticed you're an Aussie.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 11:05 PM

well i like to think our pigs are fat

ZenGum 10-24-2007 11:09 PM

Next Trivia Question:
Do either AlphaJerk or Zengum ever sleep?

monster 10-24-2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 399282)
Next Trivia Question:
Do either AlphaJerk or Zengum ever sleep?


Only when they are together, post-coital

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 399282)
Next Trivia Question:
Do either AlphaJerk or Zengum ever sleep?

haha
i don't know about you but i have the chronic fatigue so i don't sleep much actually, well i do but i keep strange hours is all.
:3eye:

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 399294)
Only when they are together, post-coital

:eek:
unfortunately my wiener isn't long enough to reach asia but if it was..

watchout!

:D

BigV 10-24-2007 11:49 PM

Game over

Did I mention they're just down the street?

I can walk in any time I like, and casually stroll up and down the meat aisle, no refrigeration required, natch, and make my selectionS at my leisure.

I love this town.

thealphajerk 10-24-2007 11:58 PM

holy fucking shitballs!!!!
it's like a novelty meat paradise..
ok you would win, if it weren't for the lack of meat suits and the like.


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