Did you think the Episcopal Church was liberal?
Apparently their alleged liberalism does not extend to having druids amongst their priesthood.
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Well, you have to draw the line somewhere.
I can see the thinkng now... "Women priests? OK. Gay bishops? OK. Druids leading the christian services? Ummmm, nah. That's too much." |
You've got to ferret out those filthy Pagans wherever you find them, you know. Hell, this is the Episcopalian version of the CIA being infiltrated by Al Qaeda.
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I was very amused by the story, particularly given that pagans allow quite a bit of latitude in terms of which of the multiplicity of dieties one chooses to worship, however, the converse is not true of the Episcopal Church of the United States, or of the Anglican Communion in general. I seem to recall a recent article about two British Anglican Bishops having to give up their membership in a British Druidic Order. I'm still looking for that one, but here's BBC article about the induction in August 2002.
Edited to add As I was doing some additional searching for the article about the resignation from the druid order, I stumbled across something far better ... The Good Dr. Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, Honorary White Druid, apparently gave approval for a new version of the bible, called Good as New. I think I have to get one now, if it is anything close to what's described in the article. Quote:
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Why don't evangelicals ask, "How many times did Christ get laid?" After all, it is a religious experience.
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HM: If you pay attention to the Old Testament, Yahweh pretty much makes himself the one God of the Jews, then sets out to prove that he has a bigger dick than all the other Gods in the area. In Genesis, it is worth noting that Cain, having slain Abel, is cast out to the land of Nod where he takes a wife of a tribe of people not created by Yahweh. Later on, in Exodus (I believe), Moses sees the burning bush, and asks what God it actually is, because there are a bunch of them (the Jews being polytheists at the time, but having a different Canon than the enslaving Egyptians). That is, of course, if you take the whole book as rock-hard fact, rather than a series of cool stories that can teach us a lot if you focus less on the slaying of the iniquitous and such...
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I know that, I probably should have phrased it like this:
Isn't "you shall worship no other gods before me" pretty much universally interpreted these days as "you shall worship no other gods because they don't exist"? I.E. I don't think you could find many, if any, current monotheistic religions that would accept a polytheist as clergy, even if they acknowlege that that religion's God is "the best". |
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(1) There are other gods named in the bible (Baal comes immediately to mind) (2) "Gods" can be interpreted to mean money, alcohol, drugs, anything that you put before God. And this whole "good as new" bible version is ludicrous. (?sp) |
That's why I have to have one.
I was raised on Douay, and personal preference is for King James. |
Wasn't there a version of the Ten Commandments(tm) that was done in ebonics floating around a while back?
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"Moses said to God, 'So I will go to the Israelites and say, 'Your fathers' God sent me to you.' They will immediately ask me what His name is. What shall I say to them?' 'I Will Be Who I Will Be,' replied God to Moses." Exodus 3:13-14, as translated at bible.ort.org "So, what's your name anyway?" "Uh.....I'm me!" |
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Isn't that how Noah and his family (and all the animals) got fruitful and multiplied also? That genetic diversity thing must have gotten totally out of hand by Noah's time and had to be STOPPED.
Given that the ark can be regarded as a kind of an RV ... does that make all of mankind trailer trash? |
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