I'm amazed at all the ads Bert Convey appeared in!

Faith-enhancing breath spray?:eyebrow:

Maybe they meant to say 'dog,' because dog has bad breath.

Nasal application LSD, amen.

why would that chick want to believe in God?

She's cute. She already believes in God.

O. M. G. !

yuch

So you need an umbrella but you are going to be in a rough part of town and would really like to have both hands available if you should need to defend yourself. Well look no further folks.

The "Umbuster" Brass Knuckles Umbrella
http://www.thecoolist.com/wp-content...r-umbrella.jpg

But wait!
If you order now we will include the new Gunbrella.
http://www.thecoolist.com/wp-content...l-umbrella.jpg

Holy crap. Serious brolly power!

Mr. Steed?

"Pepper" spray... maybe, maybe it is like mace, and when used (in the face of an attacker) it inspires an instant belief in God "Oh my GOD!!!! AAAUUUUGHHHHH!" you know... something like that.

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What the fucking fuck? "Pussy wind"? Yes, yes, I know what it smells like, it's delightful. But I prefer fresh, not canned, thankyouverymuch.

:lol2:

They call the wind Mariah

The perfect mix of queefs and cat farts.