Q&A
 

Ok heres the deal.

give a yes or no answer to the previous question (only yes or no, no "well kinda but it didnt go all the way in" crap, you either did it or you didnt) then leave a question of your own. it may be a normal question or something gross and disgusting (prefered).
ill start the questions rolling

eg. no

have you ever caught someone spying on you naked?

no

have you ever caught someone naked spying on you?

no

I dont care if anybody sees me nood.

has anyone snuck up on you while you were shitting?

No.

Ever had your ass pinched?

Yes


Have you ever taken a shit outside, on the ground?

Yes

Have you ever talked on the phone while at the same time having sex?

Yes
have you ever had sex while posting on the Cellar?

NO

have you ever posted naked whilst shitting?

No.

Have you ever claimed you were selling really good shit when it was actually just crap?

Yes.

Have you ever bought just crap, after you were promised it was really good shit?

yes!



are you the one that sold it to me?!

YES

are you the one that still owes me money??

Maybe.

Did you sell me one of those lemons, too?

Bzzzzztttt!!! I'm sorry, Yes or No are the only acceptable answers. -5 points.

Do you want your five points back?

NO

Have you ever had a job that would have given you the chance to pull off a really nice crime - say at least $100,000 or so, be over the border in Mexico before anyone ever noticed it, and day dreamed about how you'd pull it off for your next 3 work shifts?