The Cellar: Most confused with the The Wine Cellar.
( The whine cellar )

The Cellar: Not your S.F. Nightclub

The Cellar: Google results mock let's make a deal.


( ok I'm sleepy. I tried to make them make sense but they are shady at best)

The Cellar: We demand a shrubbery

The Cellar: No trees were harmed in the making of this BBS -- we won't talk about the animals

The Cellar: fightin', lovin', and tupperware.

The Cellar: thumpin', humpin' and burpin'.

The Cellar: not a former beauty queen

The Cellar - No friggin awards necessary - we know we're the best

The Cellar - You fuckers are my kind of people!
...as suggested by Nirvana

The Cellar: Every child poster wins an award!

The Cellar:Take your licks and move on. You are still welcome here.
(the mercenary)

The Cellar: Please be gentle with our balls.

From here: http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=491646&postcount=174

The Cellar: We're mavericks, just like everyone else in our party

The Cellar: OMG! Sarah Palin is the new Daniel Boone!

The Cellar: We'd do us

The Cellar: A Clown Car, not a Vagina!

The Cellar: We've got sunshine in a bag

The Cellar: Your local news team, right in your living room

The Cellar: Allow us to introduce ourselves, we're people of wealth and taste

The Cellar: Reagan In '08: He's Tan, Rested, And Ready

The Cellar: We don't give a damn about our bad reputation

The Cellar: Fear Is Our Tradition

The Cellar: We're like that uncle nobody talks about

The Cellar: We hurt ourselves today, to see if we still feel

The Cellar: Ever get the feeling the world is a tuxedo, and you're a pair of brown shoes?

The Cellar: Just around the corner from the light of day

The Cellar: It's dark in here, and we may die

The Cellar: Turn off the box and think for yourself

The Cellar: We're back in the New York Groove

The Cellar: A fist full of metal and a heart full of hate

The Cellar: To access restricted area, press Alt+F4

The Cellar: Fun for Everyone!
The Cellar: We'll make you need a brain bleaching...
The Cellar: LOLing since 1990!

The Cellar: The completion of the species.