Help for Girly Men
 

If it used to watch you brush your teeth in the morning but now watches you tie your shoes...

"Well, you shoulda bought a hat!"

'Testone Radium Energizer and Suspensory'. :eek:

Strewth! As our Australian cousins might say.
And what's this 'Suspensory' business anyway?
Is there a built in block and tackle?

I guess because it's hanging from a belt, better contact with the electricity or radium that way. :unsure:

"For all the good it did me I might as well have shoved it up my ass."

ba dum tss

We moan about the regulatory authorities in place today, but I'm seeing them in a different light now!

And it's not the glow from the Radium. :)