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lumberjim

12-09-2008 10:18 PM

Christmas presents for white type people

so......what do the honkies want this year? plaid pants? golf balls? Eddie Bauer gift cards?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18831

Big Sarge

12-09-2008 11:10 PM

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I'm wishing for the AFA burning cross to proudly display in my yard (if I had a yard). Maybe Santa will bring me a white hooded prayer robe to go with it.

wolf	12-10-2008 01:51 AM

I could use some No Remorse CDs.

Maybe a new copy of The Turner Diaries. I think I misplaced mine in the move.

Aliantha

12-10-2008 01:59 AM

For Christmas, I want it to be March.

NoBoxes

12-10-2008 05:13 AM

Well Lj, I must say it's very considerate of you to think about us "white type" people this holiday season. What many of us white types would really like for Christmas is a glow in the dark white type option in the forums and chat rooms we visit. Another welcome option would be selectable background colors to contrast the white type in our posts. Other swell gifts would include a keyboard with white letters and/or a white mouse. Of course, we white type people are a small minority and these gifts may be hard to find (supply and demand you know). Still, it's the thought that counts; so, if non-white type people would petition website administrators (like UT) to provide the aforementioned posting options it could become a wonderful life for those of us dreaming of a white type Christmas!

Griff

12-10-2008 05:26 AM

Habitat protection for the dugong!

Aliantha

12-10-2008 05:28 AM

Dugongs are pretty dumb animals. They just lay around in the water and don't do anything much all day...cept eat...and sleep and occasionally they procreate.

Aliantha

12-10-2008 05:29 AM

A bit like me really

Shawnee123

12-10-2008 08:20 AM

NoBoxes...that was brilliant! :lol:

binky

12-10-2008 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 512216)

so......what do the honkies want this year? plaid pants? golf balls? Eddie Bauer gift cards?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18831

Being one yourself, why don't YOU tell us? ;)

Shawnee123

12-10-2008 10:19 AM

Jive Turkey!

wolf	12-10-2008 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 512321)

Jive Turkey!

Does that have that Jamaican spicy stuff on it? Might be a nice change from the sage ...

smoothmoniker

12-10-2008 10:41 AM

Just get us what we really want,

The 1950's.

SteveDallas

12-10-2008 10:51 AM

Absolutely!!

Cicero

12-10-2008 10:54 AM

Keep this in mind for the holidays!! Great gift-giving ideas here:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full...e-people-like/

I know this link has been posted a lot, but it works. Especially for me.

Shawnee123

12-10-2008 10:59 AM

I love that site. Happened upon it when I said I was moving to Canada...lol.

Cicero

12-10-2008 11:05 AM

How ironic? Don'tcha think? :)

Shawnee123

12-10-2008 11:12 AM

hang on...there's a fly in my chardonnay.

Now, what'd you say?

Cicero

12-10-2008 11:17 AM

Sorry I just spilled quad soy latte all over my laptop...And this latin site isn't loading..brb. :)

Pie	12-10-2008 11:19 AM

<suicidal>Man, I'm whiter than white. Really.</suicidal>

lumberjim

12-10-2008 02:22 PM

you so are, pie......

it's funny because it's truuuuue

Sundae

12-10-2008 02:53 PM

I want a white Christmas.
And I don't mean I have a problem with any nigras at my dinner table neither.

Urbane Guerrilla

12-10-2008 04:39 PM

Pie -->white -->um... Meringue! Of course! Yeah, yeah, some other things too.

You guys are Sil-leee.

Elspode

12-10-2008 06:33 PM

White people like non white people to shovel the white Christmas off of their driveway. I think there are gift certificates.

lumberjim

12-10-2008 06:43 PM

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...hatsRacist.gif

Clodfobble

12-10-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

White people like non white people to shovel the white Christmas off of their driveway. I think there are gift certificates.

Around here there's nothing to shovel, so people pay them to put up their Christmas lights instead.

DominoDeja

12-10-2008 09:49 PM

Tennis shoes.

White tennis shoes. LMAO

LabRat

12-11-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 512216)

so......what do the honkies want this year? ... Eddie Bauer gift cards?

Hey.

I represent that remark.

In case they are out, LL Bean and J Crew are having some good sales...

glatt

12-11-2008 08:57 AM

A few years back, the hot item with the inner city youths was the black parka that Eddie Bauer made. Kids were getting shot for them. So that Eddie Bauer might not be the best example.

lumberjim

12-11-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by binky (Post 512318)

Being one yourself, why don't YOU tell us? ;)

I'm an honorary brother.

and the only thing I can think of is a george foreman grill... a little one, for work.

lookout123

12-11-2008 11:08 AM

/lumber/that's right, just keep eating until you feel the undercoating is worth the price. c'mon ya little piggies./jim/

Pie	12-11-2008 11:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 512449)

Pie -->white -->um... Meringue! Of course!

Maybe more like this one:

TheMercenary

12-12-2008 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 512321)

Jive Turkey!

Deep fried Jive Turkey.

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