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Unfortunate picture for the headline...

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Depends on what she wants to use it *for*.

In related news....ok that's a stretch but:

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:lol2: Here's the story, if'n you be so inclined.

Yeah, it's been going around for a while, but, here it is again:

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An oldie but a goodie...

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Man-eating tacos???

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That last headline...wtf?

Insane. How about this one? Family members ejected by police from graduation ceremony for clapping and cheering for their graduate.

from the youtube comments:

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May 29, 2009 Atlanta, GA Last evening during the graduation ceremony of Maynard Jackson class of 2009, several family members of graduating seniors were ejected from the civic center for clapping and cheering their loved ones by officers of the Atlanta Police Department. Family members were told at the beginning of the ceremony not to clap until the entire graduating class names had been called. However, family members excited that their loved ones were graduating and overcome with emotion, chose to civilly disobey by clapping and self-removing themselves in some cases. In other cases, officers personally escorted them out of the event. One father expressed outrage by saying its a sad day when you come to a graduation that is filled with police and are asked to leave your own daughters graduation because you display excitement about moment. Police officers had no comment.

There are some seriously uptight administrators out there. Control freak much?

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Colston said she was told by an assistant principal, before graduation, that she could not wear the honor cord. She said she took her grandfather's advice and wore it under her gown. That way, "I would know it was there" and "I wouldn't be breaking any rules," she said.

Even though the cord was not visible, Bolden made her take it off and give it to her mother after he learned she was wearing it under her gown. Colston said when she got back to her seat-approximately 10 minutes before the ceremony began-security guards escorted her out of the building.

A student was ejected from her graduation ceremony for wearing a cord UNDER her gown. FFS. Under the gown? What if she was wearing a secret decoder ring she'd merely gotten from a box of cracker jacks or a crucifix on a necklace but hadn't been baptized? Ejected?

wtf is an honor cord?

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 816005)

wtf is an honor cord?

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KANSAS -- Completing course work may not be enough to attend graduation ceremonies at Schlagle High School in Kansas City.

Mary Colston was ejected from her graduation ceremony in May after a dispute with administrators over an honor cord she was wearing that signified her membership in Quill and Scroll, the national honor society for student journalists.

Colston said school officials told her she could not wear the cord because only students who were members of the National Honor Society are allowed to wear their cords. Colston said Schlagle principal Doug Bolden told her it was tradition. Colston said she does not believe him.

"I got letters sent to me from parents of previous graduates that said, 'Hey, I have a picture of my son or daughter wearing that award at graduation shaking [Bolden's] hand,'" Colston said. "So you know that's not true."

Bolden did not return calls made to his office by the Report.

Colston said she was told by an assistant principal, before graduation, that she could not wear the honor cord. She said she took her grandfather's advice and wore it under her gown. That way, "I would know it was there" and "I wouldn't be breaking any rules," she said.

Even though the cord was not visible, Bolden made her take it off and give it to her mother after he learned she was wearing it under her gown. Colston said when she got back to her seat-approximately 10 minutes before the ceremony began-security guards escorted her out of the building.

"I worked really hard throughout high school for that," Colston said. "My family was just really really proud of what I had done. I worked so hard for it, and I just couldn't believe that it had been taken away so easily."

School district superintendent Ray Daniels said in a statement that the honor cord policy will be reviewed before next year's ceremony to make sure "all students are honored for their academic accomplishments."

Colston, who said she wanted to be a writer since she was four years old, plans to attend a community college in the fall.

Colston's membership in Quill and Scroll is based on both academic and journalistic achievement.

Although Bolden threatened to withhold Colston's diploma for a year, a district representative delivered it to her the following day.

Cock!

Were I her father, I'd hope for a Texas Grand Jury.

Ta muchly!

I went and wiki'd some more. A lot of them seem to be international, but started in America. It's not something I've ever come across m'self.

Fall 2000?

I blame Clinton.