Explain yourself!
 

What the fuck do you think you are doing?

'xplain yourself!

Holy Christ, wtf is wrong with me? I had a major brain fart and upgraded to ios 7.

I deserve all the misery I've visited upon myself.

Mea culpa
Mea culpa
Mea maxima culpa

For this, and all my other apple updates, I am heartily sorry.

Fucking grim isn't it?

It's soooo ugly

He started it!

Did not.

He's touching me!

I will stop this internet right now, if you kids don't straighten up.

My explanation, btw:

It was like that when I found it.

Are we theeeeere yet?

How the hell was I supposed to know it would get back to her?!
Anyway, I wouldn't have said it if she wasn't such a bitch.
So it's not my fault and I don't really care.

Sob.

Your honor, my client's defense rests on three points.

1. It was already broken when he received it from the plaintiff.
2. It was in perfect condition when he returned it.
3. My client never borrowed the thing.

Defense rests.

I want that lawyer.

Sun was in my eyes.

Nobody told me I couldn't do that!

It was for charity.

It wasn't my finger, either.