limey's lame lashes at lumberjim lack luster
 

"It's not just the headline that gets readers," says lumberjim, a bombastic boardie who boasts of his brilliant barrages of BS. "You have to make the post sound like a newspaper article, too. A simple period just won't do!"

He insists that to make a thread memorable, you have to continue the insult within the thread so that other folks are inspired to respond. He further recommends at least one more string of alliteration within the piece to complete the formula. "Let this be a lesson to the limey's and other lackwitted limpwrists that like to ape an absolute artists awesome aptitude for alliteration," he says.

This reporter thinks 'LJ' as he is sometimes known, has a highly hampered helping of humility in his humongous head.

Dude smoke a JOINT !!!!!!

you think you're safe because so few words start with the letter Z.

time will tell.

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

lumberjim:
 

this just in:

Hey Jim, God just called me...you got that package by mistake. It was meant for me.

ok these are getting really lame now.

Shut up, FC! Go do some laundry you fucking weenie!

;)

bwahahaha, syc ya shit, I spat Zero on my puter