No matter where you go, there you are.

All the good ones are taken

Everybody that drives faster than you is an idiot and
Everybody that drives slower than you is an asshole.

credited to George Carlin

I thought George said everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everyone who drives faster is a maniac.

Damn. I just screwed up the easiest thread in the history of the Cellar not to screw up. Hope Santa's not watching.

There's always one wiseguy.

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is IN the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

That's mean. And damn funny.

Uh, lets see...

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

yes, but there's not enough room in here to schwing a cat.

"As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

No, no, no. If you're trying to find something BUY A NEW ONE and sure as shit the old one will turn up. :neutral:

are you attempting to argue within the unarguable thread?

"Be what you is, not what you ain't"
Can't remember the short play, I was in it a looooong time ago.

shit, i know that line.....rage that's gonna bug me all night.