Sorry dude.

If I clean off my desk, it will have less paperwork on it.

Whoops! :redface:

Rush is Right.


-a bazillion limbaugh bumper sticker having geniuses

Here's one from another thread.

To paraphrase a famous Dwellar:
If you pick it, it'll get infected

Me to my three-year-old, about any damn thing...
"you should not put that into your nose"

True, but not all the taken ones are good.

Trust me... they are not, again, I have a toddler....
There are LOTS of very obvious things one can say to another human.

"Don't pinch dogs with pliers, they may bite" was yesterday's.

Classic self-fulfilling prophecy:
I'm going to regret this in the morning

For the record, I'm not making fun of anyone by quoting them here. Just find this and the one I posted above to fit perfectly.

It usually doesn't take me that long.

A plane on a treadmill...

:D

If you tell someone that something is unarguable, they will argue it.

Its the thought that counts.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Two wrongs don't make a right.