Answer Me This (and that)
 

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
a) red, orange and yellow
b) green, blue and purple
c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?

6) How fast can you type?

7) 42?

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?

9) snakes or spiders?

10) what is the title of the book within you?

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
a) red, orange and yellow
b) green, blue and purple
c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?

c.... i've had the hots for tw 4 evah.


2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?

blue

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?

no ew.

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?

thin too tight chess king grey and blue horizontal stripes when i was 13 and had boy titties.

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?

duh.....I'm Jason Witten running down the middle with my helmet torn off.


6) How fast can you type?

this fast!

7) 42?

what is the meaning of beer? alex?

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?

Jimmy

9) snakes or spiders?

ok

10) what is the title of the book within you?


fuck, i don't know~!!

1) c. I could use a free meal

2) They all taste the same to me

3) no

4) I have never won a T-ee shirt

5)Foil fencing-right in the heart

6) 80 wpm

7) Still working on it

8) Could you get me a...

9)Sakes

10) A rat in a man's cage

omg....Jim failed the quiz!

What do we do?!? :D

1) c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?

2) Juicy Fruit

3) No

4) White and two shades of orange plaid w/button down collars

5) Dreamtime. Billiards, and I'm about to pull off a three rail kick on the nine through heavy traffic.

6) Took two years typing in high school, might work up 50 wpm w/a little practice.

7) 42? No, 19.

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle? I was lucky if they called me for dinner...

9) snakes or spiders? No.

10) what is the title of the book within you? "Oh Jesus, We're All Gonna Die"

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
d) Pink

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?
Spearmint

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?
No. But I did get a more experienced friend to write me a letter describing how to give a boy a hand-job.

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?
I am never embarrassed by my t-shirts, only by what they contain.

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?
Real dream, as oppose to wish fulfillment? However it starts off it will end up with me having a fight with my sister. And the Cellar will probably be in it too.

6) How fast can you type?
This fast.

7) 42?
No, 37

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?
Cherry Bonbon - which really embarrassed me because I was unfamiliar with the term. I thought they were calling my Cherry Bumbum.

9) snakes or spiders?
Snakes for eating, spiders for tap-dancing

10) what is the title of the book within you?
Dark in Here, Isn't It?

Answer Me This (and that)
1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
a) red, orange and yellow
b) green, blue and purple
c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?

Stripes look horrid on me. Yet I want this jacket.More of a plaid I suppose.
http://cdn2.overstock.com/images/products/L12319753.jpg


2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?

Peppermint

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?

somethings come naturally

4) Describe the most embarrassing t-shirt you have ever worn?

Probably something with a kitten on it at age 13

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?

As I am too short for most sports I think about skiing,surfing,hang gliding,yachting,jet ski and horseback riding. All pleasure sports.


6) How fast can you type?
type?

Not fast enough

7) 42?

what?

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?

( single parent dad )
"(You kids)get in here and clean this damn living room up"
Or "(You kids) get out there and feed the damn horses"
He was a very mild mannered person so when he had a request it usually came out like that.


9) snakes or spiders?

You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.

10) what is the title of the book within you?

When I see other people physically suffering I think any notion of a future added hell surely must be a lie.

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
a) red, orange and yellow


2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?
I like that teaberry stuff, but I don't really chew gum

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?
WTF??? Why would I do that? I'd rather just spank the cheetah.

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?
Most all of my t-shirts are a source of embarrassment to my wife

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?
Tonsil Hockey, my team, the Suzanne Cup

6) How fast can you type?
With or without mistakes?

7) 42?
2002

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?
hon or fathead

9) snakes or spiders?
Snakes. Have you ever seen a spiderskin belt? No. I didn't think so.

10) what is the title of the book within you?
Don't get me started

Answer Me This (and that)
1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
a) red, orange and yellow

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?
Spearmint

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?
No.

4) Describe the most embarrassing t-shirt you have ever worn?
It showed more cleavage than I was comfortable with...

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?
Wimbledon. Women's singles title. Against Martina Navratilova, 1978.

6) How fast can you type?
Only tested it once, half-arsedly; 55 wpm

7) 42?
What do you get when you multiply six by nine? Or throw the letter 'q' into a privet bush?

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?
I would tell you, if'n I knew what 'ickle' meant.

9) snakes or spiders?
Both?

10) what is the title of the book within you?
I don't know, but it's full of crap and needs to cut down to size.

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
a) red, orange and yellow
b) green, blue and purple
c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?
b) green, blue and purple - forest green is my favorite color and I like green and purple together

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?
Bubble gum.

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?
No. I practiced on girlfriends.

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?
When doing projects around the house I wear old holey Ts

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?
Unreal Tournament

6) How fast can you type?
Dunno. But lots faster than I can write.

7) 42?
(You're not going to like it...)

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?
As a baby - Little shit

9) snakes or spiders?
snakes - bugs give me the wiggins

10) what is the title of the book within you?
If I had a book in me, I'd have already let it out. I do, however, write a very popular family newsletter.

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
b) green, blue and purple
I like stripey sweaters, why wouldn't I?

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?
penis

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?
i practiced french kissing on a boy

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?
For my 6th grade band shirt the front had the treble clef staff with "Every Good Band Does Fine" (its a memory trick) in the place of the notes, except those notes are all line notes, instead they printed them in-between the lines. On the back it said "But Princeton Intermediate band is in your FACE." FACE was on the staff in-between the lines where it is suppose to be. It was a stupid motto and the notes on the front were outta place - double embarrassment.

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?
none

6) How fast can you type?
As fast as I can think usually, so...slow.

7) 42?
C:\ 42GB free space (real comment I got to put in one of my tickets at work. It made me giggle)

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?
Middy-poo-pot. I still hate them for it.

9) snakes or spiders?
Love 'em both!

10) what is the title of the book within you?
Braaaaaaaaains!

Answer Me This (and that)
1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick
c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?

I can live down the idea of a date with tw, but not of wearing a stripey sweater. It is true.

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?

Juicy Fruit.

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?

I never heard of such a thing.

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?

It had the Muppets on it, but the sleeves and neckband were ripped off.

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?

Tennis, singles, at Wimbeldon.

6) How fast can you type?

Not as fast as I used to, since I'm out of practice. When I was secretarying, I could hit 100-120 wpm.

7) 42?

6X9

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?

I don't believe I was ever ickle. Or at least ickly enough to need a pet name.

9) snakes or spiders?

Kill 'em all, let God sort them out.

10) what is the title of the book within you?

The Full Moon Manifestos.

1) Stripey sweater time... Do you pick

c) a date with tw as long as you don't have to wear a stripey sweater?
I would jump at the chance. And I would take pictures.

2) What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum ?
5 Elixr

3) Did you ever practice french-kissing in your elbow or on a mirror?
If I did I have blocked out the memory.

4) Describe the most embarrasing t-shirt you have ever worn?
I borrowed a t shirt from my uncle when I was very little... it had beers and girls with big boobs on it and said something about giving head. My dad didn't notice until we got into the store...

5) Dreamtime. You're about to score the winning goal/point.... What sport, which team and what event?
Kentucky Derby

6) How fast can you type?
Not very

7) 42?
Much closer than 24

8) What pet name did your parents call you when you were ickle?
Shubble

9) snakes or spiders?
Depends on if I'm on a plane

10) what is the title of the book within you?
Eat This Book