How Come..?
 

This is a How Come thread. You'll figure it out. I'll start:

How come I spend 200.00 dollars at the grocery store and don't have anything to eat?

you really must get out of the magazine isle bri ;)

Because while at the grocery store, you have this vision of eating correctly and buy all organic materials with the intent of cooking them healthily and serving a traditional dinner meal; but when you get home you find that your vision has disappeared, and there are no microwavable Stouffer's Mac and Cheese and only one frozen pizza, and once that's done there is nothing to eat.

I spend $150 on nacho cheese Doritos, $30 on cases of Coke, and $20 on a bucket of KFC. DOn't remember the last time my tummy rumbled........ ;)
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How come it's so hard to potty train a toddler? Just when you think they've got it, they pee all over the carpet! :mad:

How come I run a 5K race to feel healthy, and the next days all my muscles hurt like never before?

because you didnt stretch before and after


how come when i run 17km my knee doesnt hurt during but it does after, then i run 10km and it hurts during but not after?

That's me to a tee. :bonk:

You're right, I hate stretching.

That's easy. Next time you run a 10k, just add 7 more k and your knee won't hurt during or after.

OF COURSE! it all makes sense now

How come when I am home and have lots to do I am bored and it feels like I am doing nothing? And when I get to work I just want to go home and do nothing and be bored again?