The Cellar: We can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.

The Cellar: ...What?

The Cellar: contains fewer calories than required to consume it

The Cellar: Open your mouth. Let us just stick the tip in...

The Cellar: We are the top 15%

lol!! very good L123

The Cellar: What we say speaks so loudly we can't, what was that?

The Cellar: We'll take your ice to Glastonbury if you mess with us.

The Cellar: If you haven't paid full price you have no right of refund

The Cellar: Leave your nationality at the door

The Cellar: Officially zombie friendly

The Cellar: Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

The Cellar: Remember, no matter where you go, here you are.

The Cellar: Anybody know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo?

The Cellar: We got "Duke Nukem: Forever" right over here...

The Cellar: Go ahead, run. You'll only die tired.

The Cellar: 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds

The Cellar: This isn't a competition to see who can be most cute.

The Cellar: Girls are granted a customary 5 errr... 10 inch handicap during pissing matches

The Cellar: Be aware that the pissing-match pit does double-duty as the self-pity wallow

bs: I get it now. I've seen it, what... 2,374 times.

liiiiitle slow on the uptake...

The Cellar: Is made out of ... PEOPLE! :eek:

The Cellar: Where bad things happen to good people.

The Cellar: 50% more nutty goodness!

The Cellar: Less filling! Tastes great!

The Cellar: You won't like yourself, but you'll laugh.

The Cellar: I'm here, you're here, let's go kill someone.

The Cellar: Does this tag line make my ass look fat?

The Cellar: You'll jump. A little. At first.

The Cellar: You stink, and we don't like you.