So what you're saying is that you're a better creepy stalker than I am ?

That's great in my book.

Your efforts at verbal jujutsu aren't bad, just ineffective. I won't bother to invite you to try again, as I know you are unable to resist the temptation.

Some here use "stalker" like others use "extremist." The grandstanding always comes from the position that needs a crutch.