Favorite movie lines and gratuitous insults
 

I've spent too long trading movie lines and funny insults with my teens this afternoon ...I'm all out of one-liners! I need some fresh material!

Here's one of my favorites:

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you! ... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

How about it? Who has some favorites to share?

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

name that movie......

Once again, "No dear Agnes, No. When the gourmet mood is on me I needs must dine alone."
This time on youtube!!! (fucking ROCK!)

"See ya later, Dickhead!" - grumpier old men

i shout this to whatever salesmanager is locking up, everynight as i leave work.

"This man wishes to be accorded the same rights as a sponge! He wishes to *think*!" - Spencer Tracy to the Jury in Inherit the Wind

"I would [despise you] if I gave you any thought." -- Casablanca

And Hong Kong movie translations are often fruitful this way, though the most hilarious ones aren't necessarily insulting, viz., "Beat him out of recognizable shape!" or "You always choose violence. I shoud've had glutinous rice."

"If God didn't want them sheared, He would not have made them sheep."

The Magnificent Seven

"You clinking, clanking, clattering, collection of coliginious junk!"
The Wizard Of Oz

"If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down."
Sam, Garden State

"If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know."
Frank Sachs, As Good As It Gets

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" (Obviously, an '80s precursor to: Barry Manilow called, he wants his wardrobe back.) :) John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda


Can't take credit for remembering all these. Got them from a randome movie insult generator at virgin.net

Kitty: I was reading a book the other day.
Carlotta: Reading a book?
Kitty: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?
Carlotta: Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
"Dinner At Eight"

Tira: What do you do for a living?
Ernest Brown: Oh, uh, sort of a politician.
Tira: I don't like work either.
"I'm No Angel"

Prince John: Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!
Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.
Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in?
Henry II: Give me a little peace.
Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought.
"The Lion In Winter"

The Lion in Winter! God I love that film!

Aliens?

From Withnail and I:

" I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering and I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you"

"I been watchin you, especially you, prancin like a tit....you want working on boy."