<Daniel Tosh>Babies aren't dishwasher-safe</Fake Snapple facts>

That's an actual fact.

Babbies aren't dishwasher safe.:headshake

I stuck a gopro in my dishwasher and have to agree. The most obvious problem is the hot water. Serious scalding issues that become burning and cooking issues over time. And then the volume of water spraying around would make breathing difficult. Plus, the watertight seal is also air tight and the oxygen would be used up.

Babies are NOT dishwasher safe.

I can also vouch for the fact that dishwashers are not baby-safe. They break easier than you'd think.

They do cook up nice though.

That was awesome.:D

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