:) Yes, yes you did indeed please me!

Thank you, Mistress. :D

There are some really cool album covers and then there are some really......(well, I think you should just see for yourself.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0...4.html#s126935


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The vertical groove in your upper lip is called the philtrum.

A pig's orgasm can last thirty minutes. That's a fun fact.

Hell, I'm outta here. I know what my track record is.

But breeding boars often have to be wanked off by farm workers, after being encouraged to mount a wooden block. The sows are then impregnated without having to hang about for 30 minutes thinking, "I really need to sort that sty out..."

The sows have more important work to do than the farmer?

Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The Greek general Xenophon made his solders eat watercress to increase their vigour before going into battle and Roman emperors said it enabled them to make “bold decisions.”

My cousin has a Xenophon, he played it in the high school band.

I was gonna post the video of Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs" collecting bull semen, but I couldn't find it. In the vid they use a device similar to the ElectroJac 5 to "stimulate the bull's prostate" and force the bull to, uh, 'do what he does'. Mike says to the old rancher "That looks kinda like a rocket ship." The rancher says "That's about what it's gonna feel like to that bull."

If any of you ever run across that clip, I would appreciate a heads up. I can't find it anywhere.

Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic.

And the first Nazi apologist to get a tickertape parade