Steven Wrightisms
 

Is a 'Necessary Evil' morally inferior to a 'Unnecessary Good'?

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

Is the word 'Payload' synonymous with the term 'Money Shot'?

If the Pope is infallable, why doesn't he play the Lottery?

Why do they have 'Guest Stars' in movies?



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Ha Ha
 

:)

Which steve wright do you mean? The UK DJ?

I like those.

Re: Steven Wrightisms
 

Is a 'Necessary Evil' morally inferior to a 'Unnecessary Good'?

Yes.

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

The noise is between that of one pair and two pairs of hands clapping.

Is the word 'Payload' synonymous with the term 'Money Shot'?

No.

If the Pope is infallable, why doesn't he play the Lottery?

"God doesn't play dice."

Why do they have 'Guest Stars' in movies?

If there's a sequel, that person won't be in it.

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Glad I could help.

Actually lotteries don't involve dice.

And infallible doesn't mean prescient.


Doesn't infallable (sic) mean can't fall down?

Forgive if not a direct quote but a favorite:

"They said they served breakfast anytime, so I ordered French toast during the renaissance."

They responded, "It'll be ready when you arrive."

It's spelled infallible, and defined thusly. One definition caught my eye:

entirely exempt from liability to mistake

Exempt from liability is not at all like unable to err. Most of the definitions mean "unable to err", though.

is not the same as

entirely exempt from liability for mistakes

which may be how you interpreted it.

It means not liable (likely) to make a mistake, in the definition of infallible.

Damn! Try to start something fun and incite a debate on semantics
 

Chill out, dudes!

Back on topic:

<b>Judas stiffed the waiter at the Last Supper.

The people who inhabited Easter Island were not Christians.

Toilets on the Equator do not flush.

A man-like beast called the Sasquatch exists. I work with him.</b>

These are original. Have fun, guys!

:p

OK, desperately trying to get back on topic ...

I'm trying, NBN ... :p

You still don't get it, Nic
 

We've all heard his stuff. What we want here is ORIGINAL one-liners.

Get away with what? Nobody claimed they contained balls, only that they were shaped like balls. Which they are.

Not original, but I dunno who to credit:
If a man speaks in the woods, and a woman isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Of course. A man need not speak to be wrong. :-)