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Today I saw a guy lying on the sidewalk, spread eagled, with one hand on a suitcase.
Went to check if he was ok, said he was, but the sight of it was pretty upsetting. :( |
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I kept my head ducked down under the desk, wrote furiously, refused to answer the phone, and then spent some time hiding in the copier room. By doing this with a great amount of skill, I managed to leave only 1/2 hour late. |
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What's upsetting me? It's not yet June and it's EIGHTY-THREE DEGREES OUT! My cleavage sweat is becoming a real problem.
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83? That's not too bad. Memphis in the summer. 101 degrees and 98% humidity. That sucks.
What's bugging me is that I am in my office and not in Hawaii. |
My boss playing god is really pissing me off.
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Are you sure he/she is not god? I am thinking of having a name plaque put on my door so others won't get confused.
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That is outside of my realm of expertise. See, I only have to worry about cleavage sweat when I am actually enjoying some cleavage. At that point most everything else is sweaty also.
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I love a good Flash Gordon reference.
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Tis raining and only 22C and the pool opens tomorrow. We've all been working so hard (it's a small non-profit neighborhood pool) and crappy weather on opening day could be a death sentence -we need a good year.
Sneak preview for the workers tonight -toenails are painted, trying to keep optimistic..... |
I have officially declared vacation for the rest of the day. Oh, I'll be here, but I am not doing one more thing. No questions answered (I'm always wrong anyway.) No documents verified. I think I'll go play Pogo. And no time off card filled out. :mad:
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My paperclips are screwing. In all positions.
I hate it that my paperclips are getting more action than I am. |
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I just looked at my paperclips. You're right! :eek: |
yeah, they're like teenagers. horny little buggers who spend all night screwing, and then look at you in the morning all innocent, like, "what?"
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Puh, I'm on to them! Don't even get me started on the binder clips!
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Next thing someone is going to start a thread demanding tough legislation and anti-marriage laws for paper clips and binder clips. They're all clips; what does the color of their coating or their metal orientation have to do with anything? It's hard enough to find love in the, er...drawer. :)
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special news report: "Office Supplies caught in sex scandal!"
Seriously, though, those binder clips can be used as sex toys, ya know. Seriously. |
I think my toxic feet have finally ruined my fake Crocs.
I washed the shoes carefully last night, and had clean, talcum powdered feet fresh from the bath this morning - by midday there was already a sour tang of vinegar in the shop, coming from the region of my feet. They must have become impregnated with the smell. I am only still alive because I've become immune to it over the years. |
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okay, I'm not really upset about this, but: Why does PC Magazine have the buggiest, slowest site around? Pretty ironic.
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OMG! I think I've been flamed! Where's the fire extinguisher! :bonk: |
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I cant breathe through my nose and I have snot...LOADSSSSSS of snot
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I'm cramping and everybody pisses me off. And I hate TV!
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She finally had to go home today. Three-and-a-half days . . . now *sniff* the same amount of time apart.
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um . . . be sure and drink plenty of fluids?
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Men are shitting me. All men...anything with a penis. Penises are shitting me!
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It's back to work tomorrow after a holiday weekend.....Grim
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"call back only" tech "support" only to have the normal false starts and runarounds be conducted at a voicemail exchange pace. just shoot me now.
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there's no story, because they all ran away from home!
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after months of driving around with a broken headlight and an expired inspection sticker, I was pulled over twice w/i 18 hours. :( I think the last time I was ticketed was in 1990.
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one of our guys retired yesterday - he is going to be missed alot:(
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Ordering back up c/ds for my desktop today..."IF they have them", the support person said.
IF is a big word right now. |
I was sooo wrong yesterday! In my "What's making you happy today?" post I thought for sure I was getting out of these casts!!! Wrong! Four more weeks! AAAaarrRRrggGgGGghhhHhhh!!! :thepain2:
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=348996&postcount=129 |
Oh man, thirstysoul. I had a double compound fracture of my right arm a couple years ago. That was enough of a pain in the butt.
Keep smiling, hang in there!:comfort: |
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$217 just to get my headlight fixed.
Boo! |
Three days hospitalized following a stroke.
Just got home. |
rkz,
I'm sorry to hear that and I hope you're ok. This puts any complaints I might have had into a different perspective. |
Yikes! Glad you're out.
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I'm home, this morning I had another bad EKG, my heart could be damaged from the stroke. I need more tests. My head, neck and left arm are killing me. I'm tired and having trouble resting. Other than that, I'm ok.:yelsick: Sucks, I had it five min. into our first date in months. |
rkz, hope your feeling better soon.
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I'm worried about my family.
I cannot express how fortunate I am to have them and how much I hate that they have to be put through this. |
rkz - sorry to to hear what you've been through, especially since it spoilt a date for you. I do hope you get back on track.
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I'm sorry. I can't imagine.
Do you have life insurance? Is your speech okay? |
I do not have life insurance any longer. Lost it after the last insurance change. My speech returned fully during the second day.
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hmm. well--good news/bad news. But the best news is you're still around to kick us around!
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My friend Alex is leaving back to Germany (he's an exchange student) and I am going to the airport to say goodbye...gah...it's going to be emotional.
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The whole family has a head cold.
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got ripped off buying a dvd on ebay. grrr.
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Shaved patches all over my chest after a four hour stress test and all that that entailed.
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The dopey check out chick at the local shops didn't put my payment for my purchase through properly so I had to unload all my groceries so they could all be scanned again.
What a waste of time. :( |
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