Can I just add that while the skeletons seem to be having the time of their ex-lives (breakdancing, genuflecting, cosying up, riding in in triumph) the little people appear remarkably sanguine.

I guess when you live with wacky skeletons you pretty much take life as it comes.

Good job Zip! Looks like Gnomie had a great visit

Man, he's a party gnome. Awesome.

where the hell is gnomey?

In transit
he was sent out 1-2 days After the pics were taken

ok just checkin' on my little guy!

He has been located!
Pics will come tomorrow or the next day.
Sorry for the delay - there was a misunderstanding about whether this was post that needed to be opened. Instead it was hidden away for Christmas...

On a secondary note - I have a new item of clothing as a gift!
Again, pics to follow.

SFW!
 

So, Gnomie arrived alive and well.
And it turns out he had a travelling companion! (awesome, thanks Zip)
Just as well, really, given his long overdue arrival time.

He came with Skelly-Bob, who tells me he was an XXL before he started this trip.

I bought a traditional British tabloid, to verify the date in a traditional kidnapper way. Here is Gnomie, glad to have arrived. Aaah, lokk at his smiley face.

To see Skelly-Bob discovering a new way in which to enjoy the press, on the Sun's much thumbed page 3, come over to this NSFW post. Naughty Bob, back in your box!

Once Skelly-Bob had recovered, he set about enjoying himself in a more wholesome way, embracing the English delights of a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
He even found some choc to fortify them. What a cute couple!

Oh dear. I think Gnomie might have fallen in with a bad crowd on his last visit.
He wanted booze and gambling and pig snacks instead.

But they settled their differences before bedtime

I will take Gnomie out with me tomorrow for a cpi[p;e of pics which are not simply on my kitchen table (which could after all be on a sound set anywhere). He will be ready to post on Wednesday, and post him I will.

Which should mean he gets to another Dwellar for Xmas - or at least New Year.

PS. Skelly-Bob has asked to stay with me.
He feels like an individual here, not just part of the crowd.
So don't prepare a welcome for him, just Travelling G.

I was wondering where Skelly Bob went .

Oh dear. I think Gnomie might have fallen in with a bad crowd on his last visit.
He wanted booze and gambling and pig snacks instead.
Hey !! I resemble that remark !!!

Great pics !!
NEXT !!!

Gnomey should come to Scotland while he's in the UK!!

Gnomey should link to the titteh picture in NSFW. I'm afraid the warning isn't helpful until it's too late.

Point taken and post amended accordingly.