Which would you rather fight
 

One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

100 little horses.

What are they going to do, nibble you a little? Their little mouths would only open wide about a quarter of an inch or so.

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HorseDucken?

Sounds like a trick question...

...is there a tree, or, perhaps, a treadmill, involved?

Plus, how cute would that be?

You could catch them and then sell them as lap horses. You know, pets that you could carry around in your purse. You'd be rich!

its a SHARK i tellz ya !!!

can I have horse-sized duck tape as my weapon?

Yeah, always better to fight something you can drop-kick if you need to.

Now, make it 100 duck-sized snakes, and I'll go back to considering my Giant Duck Saddle designs...

Zip may be on to sumpin...

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Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?

QUACK!!

So, that's two gigantic webbed feet to tread on you or 400 small hooves to kick you.

This may need some more thought.

I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?

Whatever, send me the bill.

Ha!

It would be like a concussion grenade going off. It would stun you, then the duck would eat you.