The Cellar: We Disagree With That.

The Cellar: We don't agree amongst ourselves. And we like it that way.

The Cellar: Proudly Serving Only the Finest Whale Penis

The Cellar: Not Yet Busted for Steroids

The Cellar: Morescience High Alumni Group Meets Every Thursday Night

The Cellar: Tell 'Em You Heard It Here! Then run.

The Cellar: Old Acquaintance *Should* be Forgot.

The Cellar: Freakin' at The Freakers Ball

The Cellar: Jesus is Just Alright, But Buddha Freakin' *Rocks*!

The Cellar: Sunshine, Lollipops, Rainbows and Cyanide

Tickles my fancy for some reason

The Cellar: Not A Placebo.

Thanks, UT.

The Cellar: Way More Wickeder.

The Cellar: Glad That Pluto Finally Got Nailed

The Cellar: No More Sarcasm for Me, Thanks...I'm Typing

The Cellar: The Mentos to the Internet's Diet Coke

The Cellar:
I'm here cause my dad dragged me. Not really my choice. At all.

The Cellar: The surf-guitar soundtrack is only in your head.

The Cellar: We confessed, but our DNA didn't match.

The Cellar: The Guys in the Orange Jumpsuits Along the Electronic Highway

The Cellar: Out, Damn'd Spot!

The Cellar: We're in a cave, those are small furry mammals, so you must be a Pict.

The Cellar: Celebrate Katrina's First Anniversary with our Smash 'n Grab Sale!

The Cellar: Where Disco Lives!...in a petrie dish...frozen in liquid nitrogen.

The Cellar: Press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish and 3 for no particular reason

The Cellar: We *live* to aggravate British jurisprudence.

The Cellar: Welcome to the dark side of the moon. Watch your step, please

The Cellar: LJ has the perfect user title for you.

The Cellar: We don't care none if nobody don't post here.

*We don't care none if nobody don't post [nothin'] here.