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Sundae 11-21-2008 02:23 PM
Eurgh. The very fact it's in The Soaraway Sun makes me disbelieve the whole phenomenon! Also they said that one swing moved while the other two stayed still - completely disproved by other video evidence. Lazy, lazy journalists.

I like this:
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Teacher Maria de Silva Agustina said yesterday: “One child called it the Blair Witch Playground. We believe it is haunted.”
Well if you let children watch films rated 18 (R to you) of course they are going to come up with ridiculous suggestions. As a responsible adult you should be discouraging this.

Idiots.

Cicero 11-21-2008 07:25 PM
Well, why do they swing? Who has the answer for 50 American Dollars?

ZenGum 11-21-2008 09:46 PM
Why don't they ride the swings, and get a free push?

Better yet, can't they generate electricity from it?

Nirvana 11-21-2008 10:16 PM
"But so far the boffins have failed to find a logical explanation."

What is a boffin?

ZenGum 11-22-2008 04:10 AM
Technical/scientist type. Like Q in James Bond.

TheMercenary 11-22-2008 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 506733)
Well, why do they swing? Who has the answer for 50 American Dollars?
Wind.

Crimson Ghost 11-22-2008 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 506766)
"But so far the boffins have failed to find a logical explanation."

What is a boffin?
A small, flightless aquatic bird, smaller than a penguin, but larger than a puffin.

xoxoxoBruce 11-22-2008 11:20 PM
Boffin - Colloquial term for sexual intercourse.
Yeah, I was boffin her, when her old man pulled in the driveway. ;)

Elspode 11-22-2008 11:49 PM
A boffin is a big box to put cead people in.

ZenGum 11-23-2008 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 507023)
Boffin - Colloquial term for sexual intercourse.
Yeah, I was boffin her, when her old man pulled in the driveway. ;)
What, was he watching?


I'm putting this in weird news, but it could also go as a WTF?

Jail terms for Israeli neo-Nazis

If you don't like Jewish people, why the hell did you move to Israel???

classicman 11-23-2008 09:30 PM
I'm not sure yet Zen, but someone, some how will make this Bush's fault too.

ZenGum 11-23-2008 10:29 PM
Yeah, link it to Russia and oil prices. Done.

ZenGum 11-23-2008 10:30 PM
Meanwhile, this Japanese freak has decided to spend his entire Mexican vacation in the airport, for no apparent reason.

TheMercenary 11-24-2008 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 507387)
Meanwhile, this Japanese freak has decided to spend his entire Mexican vacation in the airport, for no apparent reason.
Totally bizzare.

morethanpretty 11-24-2008 11:37 PM
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/992343.html

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NEW YORK - An entrepreneur has decided to have fun with the U.S. presidential campaign by marketing condoms featuring images of the candidates, Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain.

Benjamin Sherman, who created the company Practice Safe Policy, says the Obama condom carries the slogan "Use With Good Judgment."

The McCain version says "Old But Not Expired" - a reference to the candidate's relatively old age of 71.
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While the company can't guarantee the condoms are 100 percent effective, it says it's certain that without wearing one, there's likely to be an Obama-Mama in your future.


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