I'm looking forward to the bbq pics.

It wasn't the real woodchuck! FFF is faking this to take attention off his birth certificate.

It turns out Yard's Mom was a US citizen so his birth certificate isn't relevant.

I neither confirm nor deny allegations relating to woodchuck rapture, rupture, capture, or maladapture.

There are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns. If you question further the woodchucks will have won. Why do you hate America?

Because they wouldn't let me have a pony? Oh wait, that's my parents...

I've just acquired two new mole traps. When the mole rapture begins, I'll be sure to let you all know. motherfuckinsonofabitchinmoles. :mad2:

Get those stinking mole asses!

Have you been reading The Woodchuck Hunter, ft3?

Moles are a sign of good garden health, lots of worms, healthy soil... Why are you interested in removing them?

I want a .17 hmr

Impressive!

Out of curiosity I crunched some numbers relating to the values given in that clip.

The Formula for Kinetic Energy is EK=(1/2)mv²
the .22 is .0375Kg moving at 304.8mps
the .17 is .017Kg moving at 777.24mps

(1/2) .0375*304.8² = 1742 joules
(1/2) .017*777.24² = 5134 joules

So the .17 has nearly three times the energy of the .22!

One joule can also be defined as:
The work required to move an electric charge of one coulomb through an electrical potential difference of one volt, or one '"coulomb volt" (C·V). This relationship can be used to define the volt.
The work required to produce one watt of power for one second, or one "watt second" (W·s) (compare kilowatt hour). This relationship can be used to define the watt

All fixey.