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ZenGum 02-21-2012 11:09 PM


Originally Posted by monster (Post 796072)
Dead cat in the road on the way to the school bus. Hector saw it too :( poor kitty

Take your inspiration where you find it. These lads did.

Clodfobble 02-23-2012 05:50 PM

I cut the ever-loving shit out of my middle finger today with a vegetable peeler--just a little ol' vegetable peeler!--and now half the fingernail is gone. And with the large hunk of gauze wrapped around it, it's now significantly taller and puts me in a perpetual state of flipping everyone off.

Plz be sorry about my finger.

footfootfoot 02-23-2012 05:52 PM

finger, I can't be mad at you.

Aliantha 02-23-2012 05:52 PM

lol...I am sorry for you Clod. Those peelers are nasty pieces of kitchen equipment! I've done it before although not as well as you appear to have done.

Hope it gets better soon. xx

Trilby 02-23-2012 06:23 PM

Sending finger love now.

Griff 02-23-2012 09:16 PM

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Sorry about your finger I am.

Pico and ME 02-23-2012 09:45 PM

Ha...I sliced the tip of my idex finger while peeling potatoes tonight. My finger is sorry for your finger.

glatt 02-24-2012 08:43 AM

I'm not sorry about your finger. You know why? Because now you can tell Mr. Fob that you can't wash any dishes because you have a cut on your finger. You can pawn that chore off onto him for at least three days.

(If you have any rubber gloves in the house, hide them.)

Clodfobble 02-24-2012 09:07 AM

Ha! Mr. Clod actually does the dishes already, because it's his fault we don't finish eating dinner until 9:00 and by 9:30 I need to be getting ready for bed. He usually gets around to doing them about midnight, and says he really doesn't mind it because it's "contemplative."

infinite monkey 02-24-2012 09:07 AM

Does he have a much older brother? ;)

Clodfobble 02-24-2012 09:18 AM

Yes, but he's gay. :)

infinite monkey 02-24-2012 09:19 AM

Story of my life, girlfriend, story of my life. :lol:

footfootfoot 02-24-2012 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 797483)
Does he have a much older brother? ;)


Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 797486)
Yes, but he's gay. :)

If all you want him for is to wash dishes then there's no problem.

Sundae 02-24-2012 10:43 AM

Infi does not want to be a beard, thank you very much.

infinite monkey 02-24-2012 10:57 AM

I'd be a moustache for the right guy, though. :eek:

omg was that ME? :bolt:

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