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xoxoxoBruce 12-15-2007 11:31 PM

That's a hell of bruise, Buster... you gotta stop running into yourself.

SteveDallas 12-16-2007 08:07 PM

This is from the IV they put in to sedate me while extracting my wisdom teeth (left inner elbow).

monster 05-22-2009 10:37 PM

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Not a very flattering pic of my leg (it's all muscle, honest), but here's the bruise -now about 24 hours old) that takes up at least 1/3 of my shin and proof indeed that if you want to be a soccer goalie, shin guards are a damn good idea..... that's gonna be a lovely green and purple combo by this time tomorrow....

monster 05-22-2009 10:39 PM

(and yes, that is another bruise lower down. I saved several goals with that shin!)

Griff 05-23-2009 08:15 PM


I'm bummed I forgot this thread after a less than satisfactory Red Cross blood drive experience.

Gravdigr 05-24-2009 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 394865)
I can think of several interpretations, and I'm not too keen on any of them. Some less so:

A (Timid) "But ... who are you?"
B (Gruff) "I'm the big dick fairy. Roll over!"

That, reminded me of this:

Meet Big Dick Blacque:

Sundae 07-30-2010 04:02 PM

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I come back over a year later to say to Monster - ha!
That's not a bruise!

Last Tuesday (ie a week and a half ago) we had a pirate party at school.
Instead of What's the Time Mr Wolf?, we played What's the Time Mr Shark?. Out on the school field, divoted and pock-marked as it is. Now I'm an enthusiastic volunteer, and was an extremely active child/ teen. I forget I am morbidly obese and if I run full pelt to catch the children I also run the risk of coming down with all the weight of responsibility behind me.

As happened. I tripped, and came down on one knee and shin and the other shoulder. Luckily I didn't reach terminal velocity, and was wearing jogging bottoms for the precise reason that I knew it would be an active day.

The best of the bruising didn't really come up for the best part of a week.
It's still painful to kneel on my left knee - something I realised today when Diz (the cheeky shit) nipped into the 'rents' room for a kip under their bed. He's not allowed in there full-stop, because he's such a bully. The fact he had to be dragged out by his scruff, with me moaning OW OW OW suggests he was planning a pointy surprise for Mia sometime tonight.

So enough talk, here we are. Included both legs to emphasise the colouring. I'm pretty pale - this is not a healthy tan. Oh and yes - I am hairy. I have no desire to touch the swollen and bruised leg, even with a razor, if I can cover it up in the mean time. Luckily my invite to the Large Women's MiniSkirt Ball has not yet arrived.

glatt 07-30-2010 04:12 PM


Clodfobble 07-30-2010 04:17 PM

Holy hell, Sundae! You got the whole length of the shin there, that's pretty impressive.

classicman 07-30-2010 05:07 PM

Damn fine bruise ya got there - Proud of ya!

Nirvana 07-30-2010 06:24 PM

Gosh SG you sure blew Monnnie away! Yeouch! :eek:

Clodfobble 07-30-2010 07:52 PM

Fun fact: if you scroll up so that only the bottom inch-and-a-half or so of Sundae's photo is showing at the top of your browser window, it looks distinctly like a man's bruised ass. This came to light because my stepdaughter walked around the corner and said, "Is that a picture of a butt?"

DucksNuts 08-02-2010 06:04 AM

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Ohh, forgot about this thread....

Thats really impressive Sundae!!

Yes, thats the underside of my boob...its the only thing that stopped the ski taking off my head :)

and when I get dared to take on the half pipe first time on the snowboard for the season....

monster 08-04-2010 05:32 PM

Wow, SG -mine did eventually turn all those colors and more, but the size of yours is truly outstanding. Bruise.

Sundae 08-05-2010 11:57 AM

It was a bit of a cheat to wait til the bruising came up so well, I admit. And I bruise so easily anyway.

Ducks! Blimey.
Thems some deep bruises. I don't even want to think about the under-boob one in relation to underwired bras!

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