Sexual Injuries
 

In line with the current trend for asking questions about sex, what injuries have you sustained during passionate, violent or just downright clumsy lovemaking?

Last night I got cramp in my foot, whacked my head on the roof, and have previously suffered mass bruising, lots of scrapes and once a bleeding nipple. (Sorry if this is too much information).

Has anyone done anything more serious? (And I'm not including masochism here - has to be an accident).

I suffered from a slow starvation of intimacy for 11 years which led to a decline in my self-esteem and sense of self-worth and may have led to some degree of depression and increased anxiety illness.

whether this was accidental or not depends on your interpretation

way too much information and please don't hijack the thread for this

carpet burns

The rest are understandable but how high is your ceiling?
Bruises (high bed, ice cold stone floor, badbadbad), cuts(stepped on a razor), other fairly minor stuff, nothing more interesting than that, yet.

If she hit her head on the roof, I'm more inclined to think it was in an automobile of some sort....I don't think anyone's acrobatic enough to hit the ceiling, unless they're dangling from it.

Yet? Are you hoping to sustain something more serious?

It wasn't in a room, it was in a vehicle.

Ah, I was trying to work that one out but I was close to running out of ideas.
Yet is more of a 'knowing my luck' thing.

Carpal tunnel.

That'll teach you to have sex in a van down by the river http://www.cellar.org/images/newsmilies/biggrinpimp.gif

How did you know!!

You could always try the Kama Sutra. Or the hun.com

:lol:

Charley horse in the leg, carpet burns and...does a sudden, smashing headache count as an injury?

I hope that isn't a horse name charley.

LOL @ Carpal tunnel

One time I was with a girl who was on top and she came down the wrong way and I went into the back door. She started hitting me and crying like I did something wrong. Does that count?

I almost did that same thing Radar, except I was going too fast and missed the last stroke and hit her peritoneum, bending the hydraulics painfully. She didn't seem too happy about it either. And I won't go into the addition of the ring and *it's* contribution to my agony.