I love this site..... Its fast and everything!!!!!

Im glad I came ashore here :)

I like it here. Much talent going to waste.
They should be on stage making the big bucks.

Hey, I made like $60 last night.



all in ones

You slut, I only made $3.75. :facepalm:

See what did I tell ya.

But Paul Ryan said you made an extra $1.50...??????

I spent like $63.75 last night...And these were the ugliest bitches.:facepalm:

I want to see the ugly bitches.

No you don't. :speechls:

Are they that ugly?

When Grav says ugly, believe it. :yesnod:

Wait a minute, how many ones you got?

You've already seen them. Last night, UT made $60 + xoB made $3.75 = $63.75 which is what Grav spent. UT and xoB ARE those ugliest bitches.

If they performed at horse racing tracks, they'd get twos instead of ones.

:D

I must know the gory details, tell me a story please!

It's a long story. There was alcohol involved, inhibitions were lowered, ankles were grabbed...

I was making it rain when the rescue squad showed up.

And then the emus got loose.

There was this whole, thing.

I'm never going back to that dentist.:headshake

Why did the rescue squad show up?

they had more singles?

Well, they come out with the fire department.

Why was the Fire Department there?

Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.

Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why was the poor cow on fire?

You definitely need your own reality TV show. :D

She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.

"...not very nice"??? It was an udder fantasy!

All in singles??

You lucky one you........ Yes this is probably now the fastest site I am on (Its a tie between here and videokarma.org)


I love it here dues :)

It's what happens when you shoot a cow in the face with a flaming squirrel.

Now there is a flaming squirrel. I really must know what happend.

Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.

His name is Raoul.:bitching:

Raoul...

May God rest his rainbow soul...

He was the beloved, and well-lubricated, pet of a pair of gay, nympho, Quakers.