Hi there....
 

Finally decided to discontinue my lurking habit! Hello from Cali! ;)

Welcome! Lumberjim will be along shortly to administer "the quiz."

Good luck. Oh, and what does your name mean??

She's the Fate who cuts the thread.

Have you seen Clotho? I hear she's the babe of the bunch?

Welcome, Atropos. :)

Hello

So....you're from Cali? Do you have long blonde or red hair, size 4 to 8, show your tummy in public and have huge splazoinkas?

If you have red hair, Bruce would like to buy you an automobile. :)


Just kidding around, I think I'm funny. Welcome to the sideshow we call the cellar.



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the quiz:
1. Which hand do you wipe with?

2. Has your rash cleared up yet?

3. Kill, Marry, Fuck: George Michael, Michael J Fox, Sinbad

D. How many nipples do you have at present?

V. What do you like on your Pizza?

six. What is your quest?

7. What is your most prized possession?

Ocho. How much do you want for it?

9. Who invented the screw top jar?

X. Who is the baddest MFer in the cellar?

Does she hang out with Apropos, the Fate who is just right for any given situation?

Welcome, Atropos. Don't mind LJ...he's gotten even crankier ever since he became a big shot. Read his tale of following the Grateful Dead, located in his eponymous forum, and you'll see that he once was normal. Now, he's just sort of like your crazy uncle Eddie. You know...you'd lock him up for thinking he was a chicken if you didn't need the eggs?

A test? How amusing. Hope ya'll grade on curves. Think I'll make this multiple choice, as in I'll choose which questions I'll answer:

1) The same one you use, hon.

3) Live, unattached, platonic. Larry, Moe, Curly

V) Passion fruit

7. My middle finger

X. xoxoxo Bruce

;)

Quick study. Welcome.

Welcome Atropos!

Welcome to the cellar.

By the way, it's y'all, not ya'll. :)

Enjoy your stay.

Welcome, atropos. Don't let the natives bother you. We're mostly friendly (sort of).

Fair warning: if you ever let it slip here that you have an opinion, any opinion, on anything, someone will disagree with you (probably violently). Keep in mind that it's not a personal attack, and remember that On The Internet, Nobody Knows You're Full Of Shit. We'll piss you off a number of times but it's all in the interest of (semi-)intelligent discourse.

That being said, welcome to the fray. You did good by lurking for a while and getting a feel for the place, and I'm personally looking forward to another opinion from the Crazy Coast on the way things is.

You frigging LIAR! You know that isn't true! Your mother was a Tijuana prostitute and your father was a John who tried to pay with Pizza Hut coupons! How dare you insinuate that Cellar Dwellars would be so crass! :eek: