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xoxoxoBruce 02-24-2006 08:29 PM

Borrow a Person
 
A Swedish Library project that allows you to "borrow" a real live human being rather than a book to provide some useful insight.

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This weekend, nine people, including a homosexual, an imam, a journalist, a Muslim woman and a gypsy, will be available at the Malmoe Library for members of the public to "borrow" for a 45 minute conversation in the library's outdoor cafe.
If you had your druthers, who (whom?) would you like to "borrow"? Doesn't have to be from that list, but a type rather than an individual...you can't ask for Brad Pitt or one of the Olsen twins. ;)

Beestie 02-25-2006 12:30 AM

There's a lot of people I'd like to talk to for 45 minutes. But I think most of them would lie to me the entire time.

wolf 02-25-2006 01:31 AM

I am probably going to have to think about this for a while ... there are few classes/types of people that I haven't had face-to-face contact with. Non-crazy varieties might be interesting, though.

Elspode 02-25-2006 03:10 AM

That's gonna severely diminish the available pool of choices, isn't it?

Trilby 02-25-2006 06:16 AM

The gypsy, hands down.

Hypno Toad 02-25-2006 06:23 AM

What were the Swedish folk thinking? One of them will end up hurt, regardless whether it's in the library or not.

xoxoxoBruce 02-25-2006 07:41 AM

That makes the Swedish kind of like the Danes, Hypno Toad. ;)

Although, probably anyone that agrees to be "borrowed", may not be typical of the group they purport to represent.

monster 02-25-2006 08:07 AM

Could you borrow them then get them to fix your car and mow your lawn? After all, no-one checks whether you actually read library books or use them to prop up the wobbly table. I wonder what the overdue fines are?

monster 02-25-2006 08:12 AM

Can't really think of anyone I'd like to borrow for 45 minutes. Unless we can use that time to talk some sense into them, in which case I'll start with a homophobe and work my way through the intolerance shelves :D

Spexxvet 02-25-2006 08:35 AM

A female porn star, a former president of the US, a CIA agent, a Kennedy assassination conspirator...

xoxoxoBruce 02-25-2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster
Could you borrow them then get them to fix your car and mow your lawn? After all, no-one checks whether you actually read library books or use them to prop up the wobbly table. I wonder what the overdue fines are?

No, you don't get to leave the library garden. :headshake

lumberjim 02-25-2006 10:11 AM

JIMMY PAGE

seakdivers 02-25-2006 10:41 AM

I would like to borrow someone from the past, not the present. I would love to talk to my youngest sister. This May she will have been gone for 10 years.

Other than that, I would like to borrow (in no particular order): Peter Gabriel, Danny Elfman, a zookeeper, and an ichthyologist.

smoothmoniker 02-26-2006 12:49 AM

A Nobel Prize Winner. Any Category. English Speaking.

barefoot serpent 02-27-2006 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
The gypsy, hands down.

shouldn't that be palms up? :D


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