Where am I?
 

Where am I?

where do you want to be?

Don't you know where you are? Put your picture on a milk carton. Maybe someone will find you. :rolleyes:

As soon as you figure out where you are, please tell Brianna. She thinks you're hot.

:blush: it's true! I lurrrrrrve Angus!

:o i missed the "g" the first time i read that. it sounded so unlike Brianna that i had to re-read it. it fits in the thread better with the "g".

Do you really think so? :eyebrow:

LOL - Mari that was WAY funny :lol: - I think I may just try it so I can know where I am!

I think I remember now...
 

Where do I want to be?

I want to be the Poet Laureate of McDonald's.

I want them to create the Angus McPoetry Meals, where one gets a free poem with every meal. Where McDonald's frequent diners can collect all of them and trade them with their friends.

I want to help this great corporation regain its glory through the power of poetry, and serve as a beacon to the world, sending the message that fast food & the arts are an unstoppable power.

I believe that world peace will be served on a plastic tray with a paper liner. 90% of the U.S. population has eaten at McDonald's within the last 30 days. The hamburger shall unite us as one, and the hamburger shall set us free. Simply because it sounds silly, the power of the medium has been overlooked. The medium is theirs, but the message can be ours. Pure. Positive.

But I realize now that I cannot accomplish this alone. I understand that I need help. And for some reason, fate keeps leading me back here. To you. My hope. My salvation.

This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants.

Maybe.

Brianna, you especially shall be rewarded for your loyalty and devotion in the new world order.

I call dibs on the Wonder Woman outfit!! ;)

A grand and worthy goal, Angus, a true revolutionary idea...
and it helps that I have a secret craving for a Big Mac... :yum:

I'm all for it, frankly it's an idea that's very long overdue. But already there's a marketing problem. There's no way McDonalds will publish Angus McPoetry when the competition has already branded an Angus Steak Burger.

It's not a problem. The poetry is the selling point (that, and the world peace). We're not talking a simple sales gimmick for a fast food chain. This will revolutionize both poetry and burgers. Forever.

Over there, in a box.

"How do I eat thee,
let me count the ways..."

Is the poetry going to rhyme? :eyebrow:

I'll be a super hero for free verse, only.

Oh, and I think McDonalds should host poetry McSlams.