Who doesn't want free pie and chips?
 

It's pie and chips... for free!

But pie and chips... you can get that anywhere

Would you settle for a GEICO quote?

I'd rather the pie and chips

'cept the pie is steak and kidney pie, the chips are french fries and the whole thing is a sales pitch so you can't trust it.

True... and an insurance pitch, so buyer beware.

Like that little cockney gecco though.

Ever see the "Big Buckin Chicken" commercial (Burger King)? Stupid, but that song gets me to laugh.