Hats off to the slanger
 

I noticed that today's birthday list includes

Kofi Annan (68)

That seemed about right so I looked it up. It IS Annan's birthday, and he IS 68. Apparently when Slang created the account he looked up Annan's actual birth date. That's the sort of detail that makes for fine comedy. My hat is off! :D

Stubbs The Clown:

"Oh, I forgot to tell ya...I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean!
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY!
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes...my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!!

SO LONG!!

Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya...THAT'S COMEDY!"


I love that bit! :D

He actually is pretty detail oriented, when he's able to maintain focus.

He probably Googled to get the spelling and they had the date there.;)

Really? I have this picture of him as the guy who remembers to bring the cleaning kit but leaves the ammo at home.:lol:

He always has ammo. Cleaning kit? We don't need no steekin' cleaning kit! That's why he shoots a Glock.