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dar512

04-13-2006 10:11 AM

Another reason not to live in Florida

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"Last year, we caught 95 pythons," said Skip Snow, a biologist with Florida Everglades National Park. That's not counting the 13-footer that exploded after trying to eat an alligator, or two others that got loose and ate a Siamese cat and a turkey.

More here

Kitsune

04-13-2006 06:11 PM

Not to live here? Are you kidding? This is one of many aspects that make this state constantly entertaining! This shit is hilarious!

marichiko

04-13-2006 06:36 PM

And if the pythons don't get Kitsune, the iguanas will! And here we thought all Floridians had to worry about was hurricanes and boat people! :lol:

Kitsune

04-13-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

And if the pythons don't get Kitsune, the iguanas will! And here we thought all Floridians had to worry about was hurricanes and boat people! :lol:

Looks like a busted link, Marichiko, but I know what you're talking about. Sadly, the monitor lizards haven't made it this far north, nor have the crocodiles, but it is simply a matter of time.

Lethal wildlife, serial killers, destructive hurricanes, and angry New Yorkers. Ah, Florida! :love: We were meant for each other!

xoxoxoBruce

04-13-2006 08:32 PM

People actually stop traffic rather than run over those slimey(yes they are) pythons? :eyebrow:

marichiko

04-13-2006 08:47 PM

Sorry about the link, Kit. You can get to it just fine from a link given in the link in the OP, but I can't seem to make it work here. I have a friend whose roommate used to have a 3 foot monitor lizard that she let roam around the house. On cold nights, the lizard would get in bed with my friend. NOT her fav thing to wake up to! :eek:

TiddyBaby

04-23-2006 11:54 AM

Snakes taste great,
mo better than armadillo, possum, or washed up hurricane lost survivors/victims.

TiddyBaby

04-23-2006 11:55 AM

(not as good a Katrinas' gators.... they taste like frogs, i.e. chicken)

Stormieweather

04-25-2006 11:10 AM

I don't mind the pythons or alligators, what I hate are these g'darn palmetto bugs :rar: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...eather/bug.jpg

Ridgeplate

04-25-2006 12:03 PM

No way! Dry'em up and those critters are as good as bay leaves.:yum:

Happy Monkey

04-25-2006 12:14 PM

As good as bay leaves at doing what? :worried:

Kitsune

04-25-2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormieweather

I don't mind the pythons or alligators, what I hate are these g'darn palmetto bugs :rar:

The only bug that will fly directly at you in response to an attack or being sprayed.

Oh my GOD. What is that?
Palmetto bug.
W-what?
It's giant roach. ...with wings.

If every New Jersian were exposed to that wonder of Florida living, they'd never consider moving to The Sunshine State. Hurricanes don't scare off anyone, anymore.

Ridgeplate

04-25-2006 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

As good as bay leaves at doing what? :worried:

You know... for seasoning the gators and possum and pythons all those other tasty free-range delicacies. :weird:

Beestie

04-25-2006 02:33 PM

As a general rule, I tend to steer clear of states that have their own Fark tag.

Undertoad

04-25-2006 02:46 PM

I made one http://cellar.org/2006/pa.gif but I guess the state doesn't truly rate it

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