Lines from cartoons Art imitating life.
 

"Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders oughta chill him out!"
- Genie




"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."
Winnie The Poo

"Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" - Bugs Bunny

"I may be a little coward, but I'm a *greeeedy* little coward." - Daffy Duck

"Stop steamin' up my tail! What're ya tryin' to do? Wrinkle it?" - Bugs Bunny

"Don't go up there. It's dark." - Bugs Bunny

"When I sez whoa! (BAM!!!)...I means WHOA!!!" - Yosemite Sam

"Hep! Hep! Deputy Dawg! I'm a-sinkin' in the crick mud!" - Muskie Muskrat

"I'll do the thinnin' around here, BabaLouie!" - Quick Draw McGraw

"Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jaaaannneeee!!!" - George Jetson

"I don't have low self-esteem . . . . I have low esteem for everyone else." -- Daria

There are my all time favorites, I still rofl everytime I see Yosemite doing that last one!!!

"You're cut too shhhush-ie"- Homer

"You know what? I'm the hero..." - Droopy Dog

"You have made me very angry -- very angry indeed."

"Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force."

"Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom."

All by Marvin the Martian.


Or perhaps GWB. I get them confused.

"I hate it when my parents forget to pay the gravity bill." (or words to that effect) -- Calvin

"Help, Mr. Wizard! I want to come home!!" - Tooter Turtle

"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before." - Butthead

"I hates them meeses to pieces!" - Mr. Jinx

"Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that rolls off the tongue..." - Wile E. Coyote

"...The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!" -Brain

When I was a boy, our house was filled with monsters. They lived in the closets, under the beds, in the attic, in the basement, and - when it was dark - just about everywhere. This book is dedicated to my father, who kept me safe from all of them.
- Gary Larson, Farside creator

Gotta love The Family Guy… Here's a few of my favorites...

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
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Peter (when he's hung-over): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.
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Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
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Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

"Heid-i-li-ho Pagans, We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremonies."