Ya know what really burns my ass?
 

A flame about this high.

Missed you, been working hard or hardly working?

Ah. I was thinking, playing "naked bobsled" on carpeted stairs.

I was thinking, "Bet you can't eat a pint of pickled hot peppers in under 3 minutes."

when someone dips my anal beads in hot sauce

meh. a little of both. miss you too, muffin. ;)

the only kind of ass licking you .......* mumbles * :p ;)


Nice to see you around. ....really .. stay awhile.

Big cat salad-toss?
http://www.pbs.org/kratts/world/eura...ages/tiger.jpg

not what you said when you gave me that rusty trombone.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned lighting farts yet...

Well I Never... umm maybe a coup I mean a few times.

The Grandboys' sliding board in mid-afternoon. Yikes!

vindaloo?

a rectal exam performed by lavagirl

I found out why they call them Habenyero's ,
The Next morning you are sitting on the shitter going " HAAAAAAAAAAA ( Plop ) Benyero !!!!!"