Huge Gobs of Nerd Love
 

i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently.
I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed.

I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?

Speaking for nerds everywhere, if we really want you, it's as good as done. Resistance is useless.

Yes.

I am happy. Good to know someone's gettin some.

... not till you post the pictures......

The question is: Are *you* happy?

Was he good Bri??

I ask, not because I am a nosey pervert, but for future reference :)

Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.

Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve.

I have actually had some male attention for once! No nerd-sex, but at present I'm steering clear of that anyway. Being a nerd magnet is cool, as real nerds are always grateful for the attention. If you ever have any spare Brianna, pop them in the post for me....?

So my almost-conquests: Drunk man on train on Thursday - it was late night and I was drunk too, a friendly encounter not a threatening one. I declined an invite to spend the night with him, even though I fancied the pants off him (partly because I fancied the pants off him) and he hasn't called since. Sigh. Seems like I did the right thing. But I have his card and will pin it on my noticeboard to prove to myself that I still have it, even if it has to be helped along by beer goggles.

He was something pretty well paid in currency and I did clock (pun intended) his nice shiny Rolex peeking out from under his cuffs.

On Saturday I got talking to a man in the pub about The League of Gentlemen. He was as big a fan as I am, and also gave me his card. He's actually a goldsmith, and I've said I'll drop by his shop (showroom?) to lend him some TLoG books. Another card for my collection!

This has cheered me up no end, as it's the first week I have a chance to talk to men I don't already know, and they seem quite pleased to talk back.

BTW anyone know any card voodoo....?

Amen sista...

Wolf - I wish you would've added the words "can I get a witness" at the end of your post. 'Cause I'm here to testify - Woohoo :p

True dat. Very true.

I missed the "learning" in this sentence the first time I read it. :rotflol:

Yes, I've been wanting you to get out and move forward. Good for you. So many men out there, so little time!

Now, let us know if anything develops long term out of the nerd-boffing, or if you decide to peel him off and find him to be emotional cyanoacrylate.

Office Depot has a special on pocket protectors if you need some gift ideas!

:lol: :biglaugha :notworthy