Going Home... I Wish.
 

Goddammit, it looks like the next time I'll be going back to Maryland to see my girlfriend and my other friends will be september, if not later.

Anyone wanna donate to the Give-Ibram-Cash-So-He-Can-Buy-Plane-Tickets Fund?

Feel free to send cash to:
4170 AIT Taipei Place
Dulles, VA
20189-4170

I wish I was kidding.

What do you think about masturbation now?;)

I never had a single thing against it

Wait a minute, you're in Virginia, and you need a plane ticket from Maryland?

I'm in Taiwan, and I need a ticket TO Maryland.

That VA address is the AIT building in the states, any mail sent there for the overseas residents is sent by dip bag over here.

Oh yeah, address the envelope to Jason Shepherd.

Did you explain how you came to be in Taiwan and I missed it?

I know I've mentioned it elsewhere, but I moved here in January, long (well, not that long I guess) before I found the Cellar. My dad is among the first like, five US military personnel assigned to American Institute in Taiwan (the embassy-in-everything-but-name).

I know you stated it somewhere on the cellar before, but how old are you, Ibram? I know, I'm nosy.

I'm an indeterminate age somewhere older than 13 and too young to drive.

:thumb: You give me hope for America's youth.

Psh, thats good, cause I've lost all hope for America's youth.

Maybe plthjnx can hook you up if you buy the gas.

gas, grass or ... oh, n/m:p

See now if he were in Thailand, now that would be a horse of a different color. You know what I'm talkin about... [/stoner dude]

Hahaha, while I was in Thailand a couple months ago, me and some of the dudes I was with were actually offered some ganja. We couldnt, though...

Taiwan, on the other hand, has a death penalty in place for all drug dealing (and having anything more than like, one joint is considered dealing).