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New rules in China ~ No strippers at funerals
Say what? From here. :eek:
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I'm pretty sure there weren't any nekkid chicks at my grandmother's funeral in March. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't have dozed off during the two-hour service (no disrespect meant - I had *just* stepped off the plane that morning and was jetlagged).
If I see boobies at any funerals here in Taiwan, I'll do my best to get some photo evidence for all you cellar perverts. |
See! This is what happens when fascism is allowed to run rampant. If I was Chinese, I'd be having to change my funeral plans right now.
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I wanna' have strippers at my funeral now... good thing I'm not Chinese.
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The Chinese have inspired me with a new method of improving the Viking funeral! Damn my kids are gonna be pissed at me.
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stripping at funerals?
how rad! i'd love to strip at my own funeral (lookin so forward to it, though, it'll probly happen, afterwards, kinda) |
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How about having the dead guy naked?
... Okay, maybe not. |
Could someone explain to me how "Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since large crowds are seen as a mark of honour."?
So, no one liked the damn dead corpse but since strippers and horny fuckers are at the funeral people get the impression he was liked and honored? I just don't get it. Could people possibly be that obtuse? Of course, I told my family at my funeral all I want is an open bar, and an open forum where people can get up and tell funny stories about me. My brother said "well, now that we have it all planned, let's set a date." |
I think it is like an asshole who hosts a huge party, everyone goes because everyone will be there. A-hole gets a rep for throwing great bashes even if no one likes him.
So, in a way, he is looked up to for his monster parties, if not his winning personality. But I'm not Chinese, so I don't know. |
Why all the rancour for the Asian Stripper Funerals? You all KNOW you would SO be there if one of your friends had a Hooters Send-Off. Don't even try to deny it.
Personally, I see UT having a SummerCountry/VikingFlamingRaft with lots of bikini-clad B girls writhing in mourning when he goes. Don't say you haven't thought of it, UT. I like to think zippyt will go out Nawlin's style. Me, I want a techno party with jello-shots and a hairy buffalo. Not the drink but an actual hairy buffalo. |
Would they accept strippers at weddings?
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